In the Age of Obama, democrats lost both chambers of Congress and over a thousand seats in state governments. In the Age of Trump, all the president does is win, including the recent confirmation of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Democrats lie, fear-monger, and freak the hell out on everything, but for some reason they are under the impression that they keep losing because they haven’t been big enough assholes. In yet another plan that doesn’t involve forming a message that resonates with voters, democrats are vowing to crank up their assholishness to 11 to take back the power.
Politico ran a hilarious piece about how democrats think they’ve been too nice and reasonable for too damn long:
Kavanaugh’s victory leaves many on the left saying it’s time to get mad—and even.
Because this is liberal-ass Politico, this is framed with this ridiculous comparison:
Al Franken is a long-time liberal warrior accused of predatory sexual behavior who is now licking his wounds in exile.
Brett Kavanaugh is a long-time conservative warrior accused of predatory sexual behavior who is now licking his wounds on the United States Supreme Court.
To be fair (I know liberals hate that shit) there is an actual photograph of Al Franken grabbing the breasts of a woman who is sleeping, while the accusation against Brett Kavanaugh was completely unsubstantiated. Franked resigned because he was caught red-handed being a perv while Kavanaugh was confirmed because there was no evidence that he was a perv.
And since Trump made fun of Franken…
The president’s gleeful taunts of Franken as a quitter at a campaign rally in Minnesota on Thursday night—he folded “like a wet rag,” Trump cackled—were, for Democrats, a wicked preface to their ash-in-mouth defeat this weekend in the Kavanaugh nomination fight.
…democrats are planning on becoming even bigger assholes:
Whether Trump knew it or not, his remarks were perfectly pitched to stoke anxieties that have haunted many top Democratic operatives for a generation: the fear that their party loses big power struggles because Republicans are simply tougher, meaner, more cynical and more ruthless than they are.
One key, some prominent voices say, is more willingness to behave rudely, even in the respectable parlors where Democrats historically have turned for validation.
So the democrats are going to behave more rudely? They are already a group of insane people who demonize anyone who disagrees with their insanity. This entire Kavanaugh episode was orchestrated by democrats to assassinate a man’s character and destroy his life with what they knew was a baseless allegation. If that ain’t rude, I don’t know what is.
Democrats are the party that is constantly slandering President Trump as racist dictator who is destroying democracy. They are the ones who scream that anything the Republicans do will kill millions of people. These are the people who can’t even hide their contempt for the vast majority of Americans. Democrats in Congress have taken a sledge hammer to Congressional rules to throw temper tantrum with sit-ins, interruptions, and shout downs. These are the rudest mofos in politics.
I honestly don’t believe it’s possible for democrats to behave more rudely. This is like them saying they are going to become more full of shit. They’re already at maximum power. There is no more to give.
It is however hilarious that democrats think the reason why they keep losing is because they haven’t been big enough assholes. Maybe it’s because the American people care about jobs and the economy while democrats are pushing high taxes, open borders, baby killing, and transgender bathroom rights.
