I think I finally understand why Neil Patrick Harris is gay. Back when he was 15-year-old hideous ghoul Whoopi Goldberg told him (threatened him?) when he got older she was going to have sex with him. Don’t worry, Goldberg is both black and liberal so this wasn’t sexual misconduct or harassment of any kind. Come to think of it, I think I finally understand why Whoopi Goldberg is such a staunch defender of child rapist Roman Polanski.
Neil Patrick Harris was on The View and for some reason they weren’t clucking about what a racist fascist evil person President Trump is. Instead, they got into Whoopi Goldberg’s sick perversion.
“You know, I did my first movie ever with Whoopi Goldberg. A movie called ‘Clara’s Heart,’ She told me, I was 15, 16 years old, she told me on my last day of shooting that in 10 years’ time she was going to have sex with me,” said Harris.
The audience was actually quite shocked at this and even the other chickens on The View were speechless. The camera closed in on Goldberg and she said with a smile, “I might have.”
Now this is already pretty much an admission by Goldberg that she propositioned an underage boy for sex, but she absolutely admitted it when she tried to make this sound less horrifying.
“He had many questions as a kid and so I said, ‘listen, wait ten years and I’ll take you through it,” Goldberg said.
And like all liberal perverts she used the excuse that times were different back then to justify her sexual impropriety.
“See, in those days, you could actually have fun like that,” said Goldberg.
Is there anything more fun than statutory rape? Maybe actual rape according to Goldberg. In defending director Roman Polanski, who was convicted of drugging and raping a 13-year-old girl, Goldberg once chimed in with this:
“I know it wasn’t rape-rape. It was something else but I don’t believe it was rape-rape,” said Goldberg.
You see, when liberals commit horrific acts of sexual violence it is just in good fun, but when conservatives are baselessly accused of sexual harassment, it’s like double or maybe triple rape. Liberals have a great set of rules when it comes to excusing their own terrible behavior.
If Brett Kavanaugh admitted to what Whoopi Goldberg just admitted to, he would not be on the Supreme Court. If any Republican lawmaker admitted to what Whoopi Goldberg just admitted to, they would be drummed out of office. If anyone at Fox News admitted to what Whoopi Goldberg admitted to, they would be out of a job. Whoopi however admits to propositioning an underage boy for sex and it’s just a funny anecdote.
This does however clear up one thing. My theory is that when Goldberg threatened to have sex with teenage Neil Patrick Harris, it scared the hell out of him because she is frighteningly unattractive. In his mind he knew he had 10 years to get out of this doomsday scenario and decided to give dudes a try.
