Donald Trump comes up with some pretty hilarious nicknames for his adversaries. In the 2016 GOP primaries he destroyed “Little’ Marco Rubio and “Low Energy” Jeb Bush. In Congress, the President never hesitates to call out Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren or “Low IQ” Maxine Waters. When liberal Hollywood attacks, Trump hits back by calling Robert De Niro “Punchy” for being a punch-drunk lunatic. His best by far however is what he is calling Stormy Daniels. The porn actress had her lawsuit against Trump thrown out and he celebrated by dubbing her “Horseface.”
Stormy Daniels is the porn actress who claims she had an affair with Trump. She was suing the President for defamation because he publicly questioned certain aspects of her allegation. A federal judge dismissed her lawsuit yesterday and ordered Daniels to pay for all of Trump’s legal fees, which is already pretty funny, but the President brought down the house with this tweet:
“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018
I’m dying over this. The President of the United States just called a porn actress “Horseface” on Twitter. These are awesome times we’re living in, people. Trump truly is Making America Great Again.
Somehow this manages to get better, because Daniels seems to acknowledge that she does in fact have a horse face. Check out her odd response to Trump’s savage nicknaming:
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny. https://t.co/6DpDD5ELtj
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) October 16, 2018
Pay close attention to the part about how she says Trump may have a “penchant for bestiality.” Her claim is that Trump had sex with her and he just called her “horseface” which means that she agrees with the President’s assessment of her looks. This is her saying, “yeah, I’m horse, but Trump banged me so he’s into bestiality.” I’m sure she thought this was witty when she tweeted it out, but she may want to revisit this “sick burn” when she’s had time to process the fact that she has to pay his legal bills.
Daniels’ attorney, Micheal Avenati, who goes by the nickname “Creepy Porn Lawyer” also tried to strike back at Trump, but it wasn’t nearly as funny:
You are a disgusting misogynist and an embarrassment to the United States. Bring everything you have, because we are going to demonstrate to the world what a complete shyster and liar you are. How many other women did you cheat on your wife with while you had a baby at home? https://t.co/npOKOEFju6
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 16, 2018
Does Avenatti even know what a “shyster” is? It’s an unscrupulous layer, or in other words it’s an ambulance-chasing scumbag like Michael Avenatti. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a blatant case of projection. He’s attacking Trump with words to describe himself, which is self-loathing at its finest.
Avenatti of course helped Brett Kavanaugh get on the Supreme Court by rolling out an accuser with a story so unbelievable it actually made some fence-sitting Senators vote for confirmation. Now, the Creepy Porn Lawyer has put his client Stormy Daniels in serious debt with his frivolous lawsuit against President Trump. Maybe “shyster” isn’t strong enough of a word to describe him, because it doesn’t account for his sheer incompetence.
