Donald Trump’s nickname game is strong but he generally only issues one per loser. Senator Richard Blumenthal is such an objection piece of crap that the President felt like he needed two and possibly three nicknames. Earlier in the year Trump called the Connecticut democrat “Da Nang Blumenthal” because he lied about his service in the Vietnam War. It’s unclear why Trump felt he needed to revisit the name game, but now he has dubbed Blumenthal “The Dick” and alternately “Da Nang Dick.” Say what you want about Trump, but no President in US history has been this entertaining.
Apparently Trump caught Blumenthal on the TV talking trash, so he tweeted out this:
Watched Da Nang Dick Blumenthal on television spewing facts almost as accurate as his bravery in Vietnam (which he never saw). As the bullets whizzed by Da Nang Dicks head, as he was saving soldiers….
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018
And this:
….left and right, he then woke up from his dream screaming that HE LIED. Next time I go to Vietnam I will ask “the Dick” to travel with me!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018
Yes, all is right with the universe when POTUS is calling a leading member of the Democratic Party a dick. The thing is, Blumenthal can’t even complain, because technically it’s true. “Dick” is an appropriate nickname for someone named Richard. Remember “Tricky Dick” Nixon or the unfortunately named NASCAR driver Dick Trickle?
Plus the fact remains that Richard Blumenthal is a dick. He’s an anti-gun asshole, a tax-and-spend motherf*cker, and an open borders dick. There is no denying that “Dick” is as appropriate for him as calling out his lies about serving in Vietnam.
I have this theory, backed by hard science, that there is a direct correlation between a person’s appearance and their intelligence and personalty. People who look stupid usually are stupid. People who look like perverts are almost always sexual predators. People who look like assholes are assholes. Blumenthal looks like a dick, and surprise, he is a dick. It’s genetics and this is way more legitimate than the liberal science of gender.
I guarantee that when Blumenthal popped out of his mom, his dad said, “he looks like a dick, let’s name him Richard.” One of the quirks of this science however is that people who look like dicks have no balls and are pussies, which would explain why Blumenthal lied about his “bravery” in Vietnam.
Trump has always been skilled in the ways of nicknaming to destroy his opposition, but he’s definitely upped his game in recent months. Here’s what he got porn actress Stormy Daniels with:
“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018
And this is what he named pencil-necked Rep. Adam Schiff:
So funny to see little Adam Schitt (D-CA) talking about the fact that Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker was not approved by the Senate, but not mentioning the fact that Bob Mueller (who is highly conflicted) was not approved by the Senate!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 18, 2018
I feel like Trump is just getting warmed up and we can expect bigger and bolder nicknames to come. There’s a lot of ways he’s making America great again and this is definitely one of them.
