I’m sure you’re aware that the #MeToo movement has decried the classic Christmas song, “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” as offensive, and many radio stations have submitted to their demands and are not playing it because they feel it promotes rape culture or whatever. All this despite celebrating the rape culture of rap music.
I say that’s all bullshit. It’s a harmless song. You REALLY want to be offended? I’ve got a new version for you. Just to make sure no one takes this in the wrong way, I do not in any way condone taking advantage of drunken women or rape in any form. My own sister was a victim of a REAL rape, not some invented fantasy concocted to prevent a conservative Supreme Court Justice from being nominated. I was sixteen at the time and some 600 miles away from the homeless scumbag that invaded her dormitory and committed his unspeakable crime was beyond my reach and never caught . . . or believe me, I’d be in prison right now. That being said, let’s really get offended, libs . . . the song could have been much worse.
I think it’s appropriate to post this because we, unlike libtards, can appreciate a joke for what it is. And what it is is a condemnation of liberal hyper-sensitivity.
I hope your liberal tears freeze on your eyelashes and blind you, and dribble down to your mouths and choke you. Be outraged. Want to complain? Bring it on.
We are waiting.
