Former president Barack Obama shattered the myth that black people are great athletes with his his marginal basketball skills and horrible golf game. His wife Michelle did her part to dispel stereotypes by showing that not all black people are good dancers. The former first lady got down with Santa Clause and the jolly old fat (and white) man showed her up in a big way. After 8 years of trying to fracture the nation, the Obamas are finally healing the racial divide with proof that stereotypes are not true and people are people.
Michelle Obama was at a children’s hospital in Colorado on Thursday and felt like these sick kids hadn’t suffered enough already. After reading T’was The Night Before Christmas she thought she’d torture them a little more by shaking’ her thang.
As you can see, Michelle’s dancing is as embarrassing as everything she did as First Lady of the United States. Thankfully Santa got up and showed her how it’s done. It’s kind of surprising that Michelle even agreed to appear with a white Santa and downright hilarious that her put her moves to shame.
This is not the first time Michelle was shown up in a dance off. Here’s Big Bird showing she has two left feet.
Here Michelle gets out-danced by vegetables:
And sadly she even got put to shame by an honest to goodness turnip:
Hey, @Alphacat. The First Lady wants to know… #TurnipForWhat? https://t.co/WL7jCellbC #AskTheFirstLady #TD4W
— First Lady- Archived (@FLOTUS44) October 15, 2014
If you notice in the video with Santa, Michelle Obama is wearing a pantsuit, just like Hillary Clinton. Michelle’s recent memoirs is called Becoming, which may be a reference to her “transformation” but she’s also apparently trying to become an old fat white lady.
Clearly Michelle is trying to emulate Hillary but the pathetic thing is the white brain-danged grandma has funkier moves than her. Here’s Hillary and former Secretary of State John Kerry boogying down to that Bollywood beat:
Michelle Obama may not be attractive or interesting or a good dancer but at least…I don’t really know how to finish that sentence. I guess she has a lot of underserved wealth, so she’s got that going for her. The important point is she’s healing the nation by dispelling stereotypes. Not all white people like Taylor Swift, Not all Asians are bad drivers, and not all black people are good dancers.
She is however still perpetuating the stereotype that black men are well-endowed:
Maybe there’s some surgery or hormone therapy that can do something about that. Perhaps it’s even covered by ObamaCare.
