Inflatable Al Sharpton is going to be pissed and organize an inflatable justice march. An inflatable black Santa was stabbed to death in Oregon and his owners are convinced this was a hate crime. You know this is a serious story because it was picked up by the national media. They won’t touch a story about a mob of black people attacking a white person while shouting racial slurs, but a holiday decoration gets vandalized and they are all over it.
ABC News, not a local affiliate but the actual national ABC, reports on this grave racial injustice:
A black couple who decorates their house every year for the holidays recently found their inflatable black Santa Claus destroyed not even a day after they put it up in their front yard.
Belinda and Fritz Richard woke up on the morning of Dec. 13 to find the 8-foot-tall inflatable Claus slashed in their front yard in the small town of Bethany, Oregon, just outside of Portland.
Fritz Richard told ABC News that he had just installed the inflatable the night before, and that he assumed it had gone down because of an issue with the power source.
However, after closer inspection, he discovered multiple punctures and a slash across the inflatable’s chest area.
“It felt like a hate crime,” Fritz Richard said.
Richard added that because none of the white Santas in the neighborhood had been stabbed, it was clear that his black Santa was targeted for the color of his skin or what ever inflatable Santas are made out of.
“I can understand someone not like a black Santa, but to vandalize it goes beyond being offended. It goes to racism,” Fritz said.
Fritz’s wife thinks this black Santa stabbing was a violation of their rights.
“We have rights and this is our property. We can celebrate Christmas the way we think is right for our family and no one has the right to take that away from us,” said Belinda.
The cops don’t share in Richard’s belief that this fatal holiday decoration stabbing was motivated by hate.
“As outside holiday decorations have become more elaborate over the last several years, we have seen an increase of vandalism and theft of such objects,” said Deputy Jeff Talbot with the Washington County Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies searched the area and looked for possible survailence video from neighbors but couldn’t find any physical evidence. At this time they have no suspects and are asking the for the public’s help in identifying the perpetrator. No really, this is a serious investigation.
I think I can solve this most heinous hate crime. It happened near Portland, OR so clearly this was the work of Antifa. Santa Claus, even a black one, represents capitalism and commercialism so those hoodie wearing thugs took him out. Also, Antifa likes punching Nazis and Santa Claus is German.
If that doesn’t pan out, most violence against blacks is committed by other blacks, so they should be looking for another inflatable black Santa. Maybe one with a knife?
Finally, the vast majority of hate crimes, especially ones picked up by the national media, turn out to be hoaxes. The cops should take a long hard look at the knives inside the Richard household to see if any of them have inflatable black Santa fibers on them. This last one is actually serious. It won’t be shocking if it turns out this couple stabbed their own holiday decorations to get some attention for nonexistent racism.
Fake news isn’t just publishing and broadcasting false information, it’s also reporting on bullshit stories to push an agenda. In running with this nothing local story, ABC wants to paint a picture that racism is such a problem in this country that black people can’t even celebrate Christmas without being victimized by hate. It’s important to note that there isn’t one shred of evidence that this was motivated by hate, but that’s how the liberal media tries to manipulate the public.
