Florida Prostitute Snatches Four Rolexes!

Kids, this is why you shouldn’t sleep with hookers.

The Smoking Gun reports 

Cops: Thief Hid Four Rolexes In Body Cavity

JANUARY 14–An accused thief hid four stolen Rolexes in her vagina, according to Florida cops who recovered the pilfered timepieces during a strip search at a Miami jail.

Investigators allege that Delajurea Brookens, 29, swiped five watches–valued at $108,000–from a man she had met at a Miami Beach club. Brookens and the victim later went from the nightspot to a Clarion Suites hotel room, where the January 8 theft allegedly occurred.

Diaz must have smelled something fishy because . . .

When the victim, Orlando businessman Ramon Diaz, used the bathroom around 5 AM, Brookens took the watches, which were inside a velour Crown Royal whisky bag, according to a Miami Springs Police Department report. Brookens then fled the room, with the 46-year-old Diaz in pursuit.

When the businessman confronted Brookens as she was trying to hail a taxi, she allegedly began striking him in the head. In the meantime, hotel employees called cops, who subsequently collared Brookens in the vicinity of the hotel.

“The businessman.” Yeah, right. Exactly what kind of business do you run, Mr. Diaz? I mean, what sort of legitimate businessman carries around over $100,000 worth of fine watches in a Crown Royale bag (how classy is that?) and sleeps with sleazy hookers?

While officers found a $22,000 Hublot watch in the Crown Royal bag (of which Brookens had custody), the remaining four watches were unaccounted for at the time of Brookens’s apprehension.

The watches, however, turned up when Brookens was being booked into the county jail. During a strip search, jailers discovered the four missing watches had been stashed inside the Miami resident. A police report described the seized property as “four Rolex watches which were found in Brookens Delajurea’s vaginal cavity.”

The Rolexes, which include a platinum Daytona model and a timepiece with a “diamond bezel,” have been placed in a police evidence locker and will eventually be returned to the [sic] Diaz.

You know, once something has been taken out of a hooker’s vagina, I don’t think I necessarily would want it back. But then again, he was willing go there in the first place so I suppose he won’t mind.

Brookens, seen above, was booked on a variety of charges, including grand theft, cocaine possession, and introducing contraband into a correctional facility.

While it doesn’t say where they found the cocaine, one can only assume it might have been in the same location as the watches. I wonder what other stuff might still be in this Black Hole of Calcutta that they didn’t find. Maybe Jimmy Hoffa is up there somewhere.

Now free on bond, Brookens has previously been convicted of resisting an officer with violence and prostitution. She has the word “Whore” tattoed on her left forearm, cops noted.

Isn’t that wonderful? It’s nice to see someone who’s so proud of their work that they have it tattooed on them for all the world to see.