Kamala Harris’ doomed-to-fail 2020 presidential run is over before it even started because she is no longer allowed to be black. Yesterday super-white lunatic Chris Matthews questioned Harris’ blackness, but he lacks the skin pigmentation to make such a call. Today however, black activists have decided that Harris is not black and therefore just another rich white elitist running for president. With this unfortunate news, Elizabeth Warren is now the most ethnic democrat running for president.
Black activist Tariq Nasheed ran the numbers and Kamala Harris doesn’t qualify as black:
Kamala Harris has never identified herself with Black people, but now that she’s running for president and she need the Black vote, her camp is trying to say things like “Kamala is Black because she went to Howard University”…..
Um…
Rachel Dolezal went to Howard too pic.twitter.com/MlXDJ4vMeP
— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) January 24, 2019
Ouch. Racheal Dolezal is of course the white woman who pretended that she was black so she could be an NAACP chapter president. According to Nasheed, Harris, who is half-black, is less black than a crazy-ass white chick. It doesn’t get any less black than that.
Black people loved both of the Clintons despite their whiteness and history of racism, so for them to turn their backs on Kamala Harris is huge.
And Nasheed is not alone in his assessment of Harris. Here’s what random black guy Derrick Cress has to say:
Two of a kind. It’s sad that the one on the right embraced black culture while the one on the left has rejected the culture until now. pic.twitter.com/vejfc9UOp3
— Derrick Cress (@derrickcress) January 24, 2019
At least Cress puts Harris on equal footing with Dolezal, but that still means her black card has been pulled and she must now find another race to be.
When Harris announced her 2020 presidential candidacy, she released a video in which she was trying way too hard to come off as authentically black, so she was apparently aware that this might be an issue. Unfortunately for her, the video didn’t work and black people are not buying it.
All is not lost for Harris with this seemingly devastating news. She is half-black from her Jamaican father, but she’s also half-Indian on her mother’s side. Instead of being the “black” candidate, maybe she should play up her Indian heritage. It didn’t work out so well for Elizabeth Warren, but Harris isn’t Native American Indian, she’s Asian Indian. Then again, Tulsi Gabbard is already in the race as the “Hindu” candidate, so maybe this out of reach for Harris.
Really her best bet is to claim she’s a raging lesbian or, even better, to say that she’s actually a man trapped in a woman’s body. Transgenderism is all the rage these days and she’d likely get some traction as “Jamala Harris.”
Just running on her beliefs and positions is out of the question because Harris is both a leftist lunatic and moron. If she doesn’t have any group from the professional victim class to identify with, she literally has nothing in the crowded democratic field.
In reality, losing her black card doesn’t matter because Kamala Harris was never going to get the Democratic Party nomination anyway. The democrats are putting up some “diverse” candidates this time around, but they’ll eventually nominate some rich old white person like Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders because “diversity” and “inclusion” are just things they say and don’t actually mean.
This is still pretty funny though. Black activists always accuse black Republicans of being sell-outs and “Uncle Toms” but here they’re doing it to a black progressive liberal democrat. We’re barely into the 2020 election season and already it’s awesome.
