Donald Trump has been living rent-free in Hollywood celebrities’ heads since he announced his candidacy. Now it appears they are trying to strike back. The stage for the Academy Awards looks like a giant version of Trump’s hair. When the leftist celebs make their acceptance speeches about how Trump is destroying democracy and whatnot, they will be doing it from inside a metaphorical Donald Trump head. This is quite possibly the most disturbing aspect of Trump Derangement Syndrome yet.
No seriously, what is this shit?
It’s not my imagination, right? That looks an awful lot like President Trump’s complex hair, right down to the color.
Here’s Interior Design with the details from set designer David Korins:
Korins’ creative genius most recently brought Hamilton to life on Broadway, and his celebrated work has earned him an Emmy among numerous other awards. Though Swarovski has graced the Oscars stage many times before, Korins has brought a fresh perspective to this year’s design—evoking the glamour of old Hollywood.
The dynamic installation features a 1,600-pound crystal cloud adorned with over 1,000 crystals glittering above the stage. Another key feature of the design is the crystal swag, a stunning three story-high ribbon-like formation that flows rhythmically and is adorned with over 400 strands of crystals. Meanwhile, crystal presenter backings will illuminate presenters at the awards show with over 1,800 crystals.
Korins’ vision, according to a statement given to Swarovski, “…was to create abstract and organic shapes that make the audience and stage feel as one, representing a feeling of inclusivity.”
How included will hysterical liberal stars feel being surrounded by President Trump’s hair? They’re going to be liver spots, skin tags, and pimples on Trump’s face. These are people who lose their shit at the sight of a MAGA and now they’re going to be on the head underneath one. This is going to trigger all kinds of PTSD in Hollywood.
The general consensus was that the Oscars won’t have a host this year because they couldn’t find anyone who wasn’t horrible. I think this shows that’s only part true. They probably couldn’t find anyone in the entertainment industry who is willing to spend several hours on a stage that looks like Donald Trump’s hair.
This is also a desperate cry for help from the designer. His Trump Derangement Syndrome is so deeply engrained in his subconscious that he didn’t even realize he made a humongous Trump hairdo stage. This is like when a psychologist has a child draw a picture and the kid scribbles out a monster that looks like the uncle who has been molesting him. That’s not to say that Trump has molested Hollywood, but he’s obviously f*cked their heads up.
I shudder to think what the back-stage design looks like. Actually, it would make my year if I knew all of these leftist celebs were getting their SWAG bags in Trump’s bowels. Or if they had to walk the red carpet on Trump’s junk. The hair stage is pretty demoralizing, but this other stuff would literally make them explode.
I have an alternate theory as to what is going on here. Since the Oscars has become a bash Trump show about leftist politics and not movies nobody watches it anymore. The producers saw how popular Trump rallies and speeches are, so they figured maybe something this Trumpian would get people to tune in. It won’t work.
