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Beta O’Dork And Kirsten Gilliblonde Both Post Workout Videos For Some Reason

Beta O’Dork And Kirsten Gilliblonde Both Post Workout Videos For Some Reason

Recently Sen. Kamala Harris was asked to name one thing that differentiated her from the other democrats running for president in 2020. She couldn’t come up with a thing and that’s because they are all exactly the same: full of crap and crazy. They share a collective hive mind and take their orders from a central overlord of liberal idiocy. Proof of that came today as both Beto O’Rourke and Kirsten Gillbrand shared videos of themselves pumping iron for some reason.

First up we have Beta O’Dork showing that he’s as bad at weight lifting as he is at skateboarding, bass playing, and life:

Impressive, right? Beto can curl 20 pound dumbbells 7 times, 4 with one arm and 3 with the other. I guess for a milquetoast beta male liberal that’s not bad, but I curl more than that in beer alone every day.

Next up is Kirsten Gillibrand trying to one-up the democrats’ rockstar candidate:

No, we don’t actually give a shit about her workout shirt, but it is kind of impressive that she appears to be stronger than Beto. Maybe they should settle the democratic primaries with an arm wrestling contest. Ancient Bernie and Crazy Joe would be screwed but it would be a great way to whittle down these same-o-crats without trying to figure out which has the worst ideas.

Not only did Beto and Kirsten both post workout videos, they are both equally insane. Here’s a report from Fox News showing that Beto eats dirt:

Beto O’Rourke didn’t eat crow, humble pie or even his words after losing to Ted Cruz. He ate dirt instead.

O’Rourke, who came up short in his bid to unseat Sen. Cruz, R-Texas, despite raising $80 million for the Senate push, told the story of his earthy snack in a sprawling 3,000-word profile published by The Washington Post.

“In January, Beto hit the road, much as his father had done before him, and drew energy from the people he met, and — on one stop in New Mexico he didn’t write about in his blog — by eating New Mexican dirt said to have regenerative powers,” the profile reads.

“He brought some home for the family to eat, too.”

Yesterday we learned that Beto tried to get his wife to eat baby poop and today we find out the he eats dirt and feeds it to his family. This guy is a Rubik’s Cube of lunacy; with every spin he just gets crazier.

And then there’s Gillibrand’s immigration reform plan to once again one-up Beto’s insanity:

Why is she standing on a chair? Also, WTF?!?! Give Social security benefits to illegal aliens? This is an announcement to every middle-aged scumbag in in every shithole country that the entire US is big retirement community for the third-world. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what democrats mean when they say the worlds “comprehensive immigration reform.”

Gillibrand may have jumped slightly ahead of O’Rourke in the crazy department, but he’ll catch up by tomorrow and also be in favor of SS for illegals. In fact the entire field of democrats will too because they all think the same things. They all favor open borders, slave reparations, abolishing ICE and the Electoral College, packing the Supreme Court, disarming Americans, and socialism. At least it won’t really matter which one of these kooks gets the nomination, the choice is easy in 2020: not the democrat.