Illegal Alien Busted For Raping A Cow

Democratic Party rockstar Beto O’Rourke says that illegal aliens make our country safer and more prosperous. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says illegal aliens have a “spark of divinity.” Liberals in general tell us that illegal aliens make America a better place, but some recent information contradicts that narrative. Border Patrol agents caught an illegal alien raping a cow. Yes, raping a cow.

Starr County, TX is right on the US/Mexico border. KRIS reports that last Friday, while on routine patrol in the area, Border Patrol agents came upon a man having sex with a cow. For obvious reasons, the agents decided they didn’t want to apprehend this suspect and called the local Sheriffs. When deputies arrived this sicko was apparently still banging the cow, which speaks volumes about his staying power.

The cow rapist was identified as Jose Nino who is a Mexican national illegally present on the United States. He was arrested and charged with one count of bestiality, a felony in Texas. For reasons that only make sense to the judge, Nino was basically released on his own recognizance. Luckily Border patrol agents where on hand and quickly took this freak into custody for deportation proceedings.

Let’s see If I have this straight: liberals tell us that illegal aliens only sneak into the US because they want a better life so this weirdo was on his way to the American dream when he was sidetracked by a sexy cow. Sure, that better life thing was appealing but raping a cow was too hard to resist. So much so that even when Border Patrol agents, who could arrest this illegal and deny his dreams of a better life, arrived on the scene, he kept f*cking the cow. And the left wants us to believe that people like this make our country a better place?

In related news, the Daily Caller reports that another illegal alien bit off an ICE agent’s finger:

A U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) spokeswoman explained to The Daily Caller that Dominican national Christopher Santos Felix “entered the United States on a visitor’s visa in June 2015, but failed to leave within the required timeframe.” Felix then racked up a litany of criminal charges, including driving while intoxicated, before he was arrested for assault by the New York City Police Department on Sept. 29, 2018.

The ICE spokeswoman continued that they requested a detainer be put on Felix so that he could be taken into federal custody, but as a result of New York City’s sanctuary city policies, he was then let go.

“On March 3, 2019, Santos Felix was arrested by ERO for immigration violations. At the time of the arrest, Santos Felix allegedly assaulted an ERO officer and is now facing federal prosecution,” the spokeswoman said.

And here is the result of that assault:

Sadly, these two illegals are mild examples of the crime and mayhem caused by undocumented immigrants. Yes, raping cows and biting off fingers are bad, but illegal aliens also rape and kill innocent Americans, which is much much worse.

When liberals say that illegal immigrants are just looking for a better life, they leave out all of the crime and anti-social behavior. A better life to me involves the development of the bottomless beer and something decent to watch on Netflix. A better life to scumbag illegals means endless victims with almost no chance of ever being held accountable. Well that, and f*cking cows.