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The Great Pretenders… And Their False Flags

By Ben Garrison

There are a great many Democrats who have tossed their collectivist hats into the 2020 presidential election ring and many of them aren’t exactly household names.

Many of the frontrunners have one thing in common: they all hate President Trump. All they have are hopes and pretenses. Many lack a genuineness that will be exposed as their campaigns drag on.

For example, let’s take Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke. His nickname suggests he’s Hispanic, but he’s just another privileged white male (to use the left’s vernacular). Speaking Spanish to crowds may fetch him more Hispanic votes, but most voters will see his phony game. He was not included in this cartoon because I already drew him previously, so go back to eating dirt Beto.

There are a great many Democrats who have tossed their collectivist hats into the 2020 presidential election ring and many of them aren’t exactly household names.

Many of the frontrunners have one thing in common: they all hate President Trump. All they have are hopes and pretenses. Many lack a genuineness that will be exposed as their campaigns drag on.

For example, let’s take Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke. His nickname suggests he’s Hispanic, but he’s just another privileged white male (to use the left’s vernacular). Speaking Spanish to crowds may fetch him more Hispanic votes, but most voters will see his phony game. He was not included in this cartoon because I already drew him previously, so go back to eating dirt Beto.

Bernie Sanders is an old communist ready to trot out his tired old nonsense again for another go at the nomination. He tirelessly complains about the wealth gap and how the rich should pay their ‘fair share’ (they already pay most of the taxes). It’s funny that Bernie himself is one of them—he’s a millionaire. He’s a man that got rich through government directly and indirectly. Will he give up his fancy homes and wads of cash to those who have larger needs? Unlikely. Bernie is a fraud and will likely get richer through more book sales and speaking tours—just like the Clintons. Maybe he’ll start a Sanders Foundation, too. Bernie has amassed millions in donations already, but he has no chance against Trump.

Then there’s Creepy Uncle Joe Biden. When he’s not groping and sniffing, he’s arranging pay for play deals. When he was the vice president he made sure his son Hunter was set up on the board of a leading gas company in Ukraine. In exchange, that country got $1.8 billion from the U.S.

Joe likes to be known as a man of the middle class—“Lunchbox Joe”. The old hair sniffer should be renamed “Nepotism Joe”. He probably stands the best chance against Trump since he’s the candidate most closely tied to the Deep State. But like Hillary, he’s fundamentally unlikeable because he’s…well, creepy.

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Elizabeth Warren lied about being a Native American for years. It helped her get into better schools. It helped her law career. Trump called her out on it, though. (So did Shiva during the Massachusetts Senate race). She was compelled to take the DNA test and it was revealed that she had vanishingly small Indian DNA. She should quit the presidential race out of pure shame, but as we know, these people have no shame. She has no chance against Trump. He would destroy her by beating the Indian drum meme.

Pete Buttigieg is the latest fresh face in the race. He’s a mayor of a small city and is openly gay. A lot of people such as Bill Maher have been singing his praises and if elected he would be our first gay president. No, he wouldn’t. Obama was our first gay president. He claims he’s more Christian than Mike Pence, and I’d rather not judge who is out-Christianing who, but Buttigieg supports a woman’s ‘right’ to late-term abortion, even on the day of delivery.

In other words, infanticide.

Really, Pete? Do you think Jesus would approve?

No—and voters won’t approve you. You and your other flag wavers have no chance against the president

Check out all of Ben’s great cartoons and commentary HERE.

Women’s March Petitions to ‘Permanently Suspend Trump’ from Twitter

Via Newsbusters

An organization that includes an offensive tweeter has no business petitioning to ban someone else from Twitter.

The Women’s March has launched a petition asking Twitter to ban President Donald Trump on March 13. The group reacted to the president’s tweet with a video of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), that compiled her comments on 9/11 with footage of Ground Zero. The petition, emailed out a day after the tweet, read, “Suspend him from Twitter and Facebook for inciting violence and engaging in hate speech.”

The irony here is that one of the March’s founders, Linda Sarsour, has been guilty of tweeting out hateful, abusive language targeted at her opposition. Both Sarsour and her co-founder, Tamika Mallory, have come under fire for associating with Nation of Islam’s bigoted Rev. Louis Farrakhan. Farrakhan has tweeted videos of himself referring to Jewish people as “termites,” and given speeches in 2018 about “the Satanic Jew.”

Read the entire article HERE.

ICE: 10,000 illegal immigrants from terrorist nations free in US

Via The Washington Examiner

There are over 10,000 illegal immigrants in the United States from nations designated as terror sponsors, according to documents obtained by an immigration reform group.

The Immigration Reform Law Institute revealed Friday that it has received documents under the Freedom of Information Act that show that the illegals have either been ordered deported or have pending final orders of removal, but are still in the U.S.

The group, which focuses on immigration legal avenues, said that ICE said the illegals were here from Iran, Syria, Sudan, and North Korea.

IRLI said Iran “led the pack with over 6,000 or 61 percent of their citizens with removal orders followed by Syria with 20 percent, Sudan with 18 percent, and North Korea with less than a percent.”

The group said that Congress has raised concerns recently about “sleeper cells” in the U.S.

Read the entire article HERE.

Mapping San Francisco’s Human Waste Challenge – 132,562 Cases Reported In The Public Way Since 2008

Via Forbes

By many measures, San Francisco is a world-class city. It’s a tourist mecca that boasts 25 million visitors each year. It’s home to wonders of the modern world – the Golden Gate Bridge and its iconic cable cars – as well as powerful progressive politicians, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Governor Gavin Newsom, and U.S. Senator (and presidential hopeful) Kamala Harris.

The broader San Francisco Bay Area can also claim Silicon Valley and its booming economy.

But the city itself is in trouble. Today, San Francisco hosts an estimated homeless population of 7,500 people. Affluent sections of the city have become dangerous with open-air drug use, tens of thousands of discarded needles, and, sadly, human feces.

Since 2011, there have been at least 118,352 reported instances of human fecal matter on city streets.

Read the entire article HERE.

Why Are Dove And Gillette Pushing Us To Lie About What’s Beautiful?

Via The Federalist

To follow up on its lecture on toxic masculinity that aired a few months ago, Gillette tweeted a picture of an “unapologetic” obese woman presumably in the market to buy their Venus products. Strange, their “be the best a man can be” wokeness extravaganza featured gratuitous amount of scantily clad heteronormatively hot young women, which makes me believe that the toiletries makers are more manipulative than we give them credit for.

When I look at the image of their “fat-positive” model standing knee-deep in water, again, I have to admire photographer’s skill. The rules of the game work against him: he can’t pose the girl so that her body appears slim, or smooth out the cellulite on Photoshop. Yet, with the proper application of color and composition, he did his best to drive attention away from the heft.

The model’s cascading fats melt away into the sea foam, and the lines created by the edges of her arms direct the eye towards the crisp red of the lipstick on her mouth, which also happens to be the only non-voluptuous part on her. Next we notice the slimming dangling earrings and the relatively small chest. I see that ad not as an attempt to celebrate fatness, but as an effort to normalize it.

Many noted the body type in question is fantastically unhealthy. Yet beautiful is not necessarily the same as healthy. Don’t forget Victorian consumption chic, when famished, delicate flowers with pale skin, flushed cheeks, red lips, and bright eyes suffering from tuberculosis were considered most desired.

Read the entire article HERE.

EDITOR’S NOTE: This will be the last BFTB for at least the rest of the week as I badly need to take a break; I’ll be back soon enough so keep on keeping on right here at Def-Con News!

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