Remember the lead up to the 2016 election where every poll had Hillary Clinton kicking Donald Trump’s ass in a landslide? It’s like liberals have learned nothing from the unreliability of polling because CNN has slacker doofus Beto O’Rourke beating Trump by double digits in a 2020 match-up. O’Rourke’s support among democrats is almost non-existent and yet he would kill Trump is a presidential race? That sounds plausible. Not!
It’s not like CNN would release the results of a poll showing Trump winning the 2020 election, but this is bad for even the anti-Trump fake news network. They commissioned a poll to see how the democratic party nominees would fare against Trump and, surprise surprise, they would beat him soundly. They may have tipped everyone off that their poll is complete bullshit however because Beto O’Rourke came in as the frontrunner.
In the CNN poll they asked respondents if Trump were running against some of the top democrat contenders, who they would vote for:
Beto O’Rourke beats Trump 52% to 42%
Joe Biden beats Trump 51% to 45%
Bernie Sanders beats Trump 50% to 44%
Kamala Harris beats Trump 49% to 45%
Pete Buttigieg beats Trump 47% to 44%
Only Fauxcahontas loses to Trump in this poll 47% to 48%
Here’s the thing, this poll is obviously fake and it’s faked badly. Beto O’Rourke beats Trump by 10 points? Bullshit.
Another recent poll shows that Beto O’Rourke, once a democratic party rockstar, has almost zero support from democrat voters. The Harvard CAPS/Harris Poll breaks down the support for the major democrats in the race:
Biden – 44%
Sanders – 14%
Harris – 9%
Warren 5%
Buttigieg – 4%
And then look at this;
O’Rourke 3%
How is it that O’Rourke only has 3% support among democrats but stomps Trump in the general election by 10%? The correct answer is, he doesn’t. This furry weirdo is finished and won’t even make it past Iowa in the primaries.
The cool thing for the fake news industry is that polls are meaningless and they can just make this shit up. Obviously CNN is weaponing their fake poll against Trump to prop up Beta O’Dork, who they have invested so much fanboyism in.
It turns out that I also conducted a poll (not really) among Def-Con News readers, who also happen to be registered democrats and astronauts:
Q: Joe Biden can Beat Trump…
He can’t – 78%
By smelling his hair – 12%
In a racism contest – 8%
Off – 2%
Q: Bernie Sanders is…
A commie bastard – 55%
Older than dirt – 35%
That guy from KFC – 10%
Q: Kamala Harris should be president because…
Black people hate her – 76%
She smoked weed once – (4)20%
The cameltoe, yo – 4%
Q: Pete Buttigieg stands for…
How do you pronounce that last name? – 49%
Sodomy – 35%
He’s gay and has “butt” in his last name? – 16%
Q: Beto O’Rourke’s platforms are…
A secret – 29%
Related to dressing up like a bunny – 28%
Related to feeding shit to his wife – 27%
In Spanish because he pretends to be Mexican – 26%
I though his name was O’Dork – 10%
Q: CNN is full of…
Shit – 20%
Crap – 20%
Cow shit – 20%
Horse shit – 20%
Diarrhea – 18%
Themsleves – 2%
This poll was conducted be interviewing 0 people and has a margin of error of +/- 100%.
