President Trump is aces at tearing down his opponents with hilarious nicknames. With Joe Biden now the frontrunner for the democratic nomination in 2020, Trump has already hit him with “Crazy Joe” and “Sleepy Joe.” Biden, while unintentionally hysterical, struggles to be funny on purpose and failed miserably to strike back by calling Trump a “clown.” Seriously, the guy who creeps on little girls and tells people to fire shotguns in the air thinks it’s witty to call the most effective President since Ronald Reagan a clown?
Biden spoke at a $2,800 per person fundraiser over the weekend and Bloomberg was there to capture all of the hilarity:
Joe Biden said he doesn’t intend to try to match Donald Trump in the nickname game but nonetheless offered one for the president while speaking to donors on Saturday.
A donor urged the former vice president to respond with his own nicknames for Trump, but Biden said he’d aim to keep discourse at a higher level.
“There are so many nicknames that I’m inclined to give this guy. We could just start with clown,” said Biden.
Is that the world’s record for fastest flip-flop in history? He says he won’t get dragged into a war of insults by giving Trump a nickname and then immediately gives Trump a nickname. Plus, the nickname sucks. When Trump calls Biden “crazy” and “sleepy” it both fits with the former VP’s personality, but also his name: Crazy Joe. Sleepy Joe. A good nickname reflects a person’s true essence.
“Clown” doesn’t go with Trump’s name at all. Clown Trump? Trump Clown? It’s not good. You need something like “Frumpy Trump” or “Dumpy Trump.” Those things don’t gel with Trump’s persona, but at least they have a natural flow to them. Maybe Joe was too sleepy to come up with something good, or perhaps he’s just a witless fool.
And then there’s that whole thing that Joe Biden is truly the clown prince of American politics. Everything out of this guy’s mouth is a hilarious gaffe or a delusional work of fiction. They only thing he’s missing is a red ball nose and big floppy shoes. In reality, he is “Bozo Joe.”
To prove Biden’s lack of self-awareness, he also laid down some of of his signature circus moves:
Biden also told donors that he’s heard from 14 heads of state from around the world who’ve voiced concerns to him about Trump. That list included Margaret Thatcher, he said, before correcting what he called a “Freudian slip,” that he was actually referring to current British Prime Minister Theresa May.
First off, this was a lie. 14 heads of state didn’t call Biden to complain about President Trump. Secondly, him being forgetful and not knowing who the British prime minister is isn’t a Freudian slip, it’s senility. A Freudian slip would be if he meant to say “I have hope for the children” but it came out as: “I have grope for the children.” Much like a good nickname a Freudian slip reveals a person’s true inner self.
Then, as if on cue, Crazy Joe earned his nickname with this paranoid delusion:
…Biden referred to Trump as a “no good S.O.B.” who would likely turn to attacking his children and grandchildren, “the last people I want to go through” what Trump is likely to hurl their way.
The only one who is coming for anyone’s children is “Creepy Joe,” yet another well-deserve Biden nickname. On top of which, Biden just accused Trump of going after his family while calling the President’s mom a “bitch.”
And finally…
“When he says these ridiculous things he says, I mean this, I put my hand up and say, ‘everybody knows who you are’ because they do know,” said Biden of Trump.
They know who you are too, you crazy, creepy, senile liar. They also know that Margret Thatcher left office in 1990 and died in 2013.
