Liberals sure love boycotting things to get their way, don’t they? This is what happens to temper tantrums when people grow up physically but not emotionally. Instead of holding their breath until they’re blue in the face, they refuse to eat at Chick-fil-A. A Florida democrat is calling for all women to stop having sex with conservative men. Why? Who knows but maybe a better question is, why this completely anonymous person thinks she has the power to trigger a nationwide sex boycott on conservatives.
According to her Twitter bio, Pam Keith’s claim to fame is the the ran for Congress as a democrat and lost. Using the massive notoriety she got from that, here’s what she is commanding all women to do:
Ladies: STOP having sex w/conservative men
TOTAL👏🏽COMPLETE👏🏽SEX👏🏽BOYCOTT.👏🏽
Don’t let them anywhere near you. Give them the hand and keep it moving. Get a B.O.B. But make it a rule to run, not walk, from men who want to steal your agency over yourself & your life.
That’s it.
— Pam Keith (@PamKeithFL) May 10, 2019
Yeah, I didn’t know what B.O.B. meant either so I looked it up. It stands for “battery operated boyfriend” as in a vibrator. This democrat wants conservative men to be replaced by machines, which is something that would horrify her if a conservative suggested that minimum wager workers could be replaced by robots.
I couldn’t help but to notice that in her call for a sex boycott, she’s actually telling women to give conservative men hand jobs, which is a mixed message at best. She says “give them the hand and keep it moving” which sure sounds like a handy to me. Throw in the hand emojis all over this tweet and I don’t see how anyone could get another meaning from this.
And that brings us back to “B.O.B.” One of the definitions for “bob” is “to move or cause to move with a short jerky up-and-down motion.” Tell me that’s not a hand job.
Amazingly enough another definition for “bob” is “to try to seize something with the teeth.” That could be a description of a blowjob, albeit a rather unpleasant one.
In reality this sex boycott comes with a couple exceptions allowing for hand jobs and bad blow jobs, so we’re already in some dumb territory but it’s when we realize the reason behind this that the stupidity really comes out to shine.
Kieth wants women to boycott sex with conservative men because of abortion and more specifically because conservative men are presumably against killing unborn babies as a matter of convenience. If women ditch men for battery operated boyfriends, they won’t get pregnant and wouldn’t have a need for an abortion. Sex is the best method for making babies and the #1 way unwanted pregnancies occur.
If Keith’s boycott is successful it would literally put Planned Parenthood out of business and land thousands of abortion workers on the unemployment line. In a weird twist of fate, boycotting sex would give conservative men what they’ve always wanted: an end to the abortion industry.
I guess women could still have sex with beta male liberal dudes, but who who are we kidding?
I think if you added up all of the stuff that liberals boycott it would equal around 90% of everything and everyone in existence. This boycott mania is how liberals get trapped inside their self-righteous bubbles and then act shocked when something like an election doesn’t go their way.
Maybe liberals should try boycotting boycotts and live in the real world for a change. It’s actually a really fun place without all the liberal bitching and moaning. Get a Chick-fil-A sandwich. They’re delicious.
