Trump Tells Schumer And Pelosi To Get Bent

President Trump had a meeting at the White House Wednesday morning with Senator Chuck Schumer and Rep. Nancy Pelosi to discus a bipartisan infrastructure deal. Rather than hashing out details, Trump walked in and basically told the democratic leaders to kiss his ass and that he wouldn’t be negotiating anything with them until they stop all the BS investigations into the Russian collusion probe which has been more than settled. I love all of the great stuff Trump has done for this country, but this kind of thing is pretty awesome too. I wish cameras had been rolling just to see the look on Schumer and Pelosi’s faces when he told them to get bent.

Fox News reports:

President Trump on Wednesday demanded Democrats end what he called their “phony investigations” before he’ll negotiate with them on issues like infrastructure, as he delivered a fiery statement from the Rose Garden after cutting a meeting short with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer.

The president had met for mere minutes with the two Democratic leaders in a session scheduled to discuss a possible bipartisan infrastructure package.

One source told Fox News Trump walked into the Cabinet Room and immediately made his comments to the Democrats in the room. Then, as Pelosi began talking, Trump turned on his heel and walked back to the Oval Office.

Pelosi claimed she and Schumer showed up to the meeting in “the spirit of bipartisanship” but right before she went to the White House she accused Trump of engaging in a cover-up. After a meeting with other insane democrats to discuss impeaching Trump, Pelosi said this to the press:

“We believe that no one is above the law, including the president of the United States. And we believe that the president of the United States is engaged in a cover-up—a cover-up. And that was the nature of the meeting,” said Pelosi.

A cover-up of what? The Mueller report found very specifically that Trump had committed no crimes relating to coordinating with the Russians to influence the 2016 election. It’s ridiculous that democrats are accusing Trump of obstruction of justice for a crime he didn’t commit, but completely bonkers that they now say he’s trying to cover up this offense he is not guilty of.

To counter this unbelievable accusation from Pelosi, Trump simple stated, “I don’t do cover-ups.”

Schumer’s response to Trump putting the democrats on notice was weak:

“We are interested in doing infrastructure. It’s clear the president isn’t. He is looking for every excuse,” said Schumer.

And Pelosi’s reaction was just weird:

“He just took a pass. And it makes me wonder why he did that. In any event, I pray for the president of the United States. I pray for the United States of America,” Pelosi said.

She doesn’t even know who the President of the United States is (spoiler: she thinks it’s Bush) how is she going to pray for him? Also, it’s clear the only thing she is praying for in regards to the POTUS is to impeach him. In a post-meeting speech to the Center for American Progress she said Trump has committed impeachable offenses.

“The fact is, in plain sight, in the public domain, this president is obstructing justice and he’s engaged in a cover-up. And that could be an impeachable offense,” Pelosi said.

Whatever.

Trump’s a smart guy, but his new plan to deal with the democrats is positively brilliant. There actually is no dealing with them because they are all crazy, so he simply tells them “eat shit and get out of my house.”