President Tump’s nickname game is strong and he’s destroyed everyone from “Low Energy” Jeb Bush to “Little Adam Pencil Neck Schitt.” Democrats suck at nicknaming as much as they suck at everything else so attempts to dub the President have been embarrassingly bad. Joe Biden tried calling the President “Clown” and Bill de Blasio struck out with “Con Don.” Maxine Waters is so uncreative she can’t even think of one and is asking for the public’s help, which is somehow even lamer.
Trump doesn’t call Waters “Low IQ” Maxine for nothing. Check out this tweet:
Trump is known for calling others disrespectful names, especially women. It’s your turn now. What name would you call him? _______________________
— Maxine Waters (@RepMaxineWaters) June 7, 2019
This didn’t work out quite as planned and many people responded with “President of the United States.” In fact I’d say a good 95% of the responses were pro-Trump.
I read through the responses and couldn’t find one single reply that was funny, clever, or even mildly acceptable. But here’s a sampling of liberal wit:
Stupid
— Joyce (@Joyce97742572) June 8, 2019
BABY TRUMP
— ugh (@moreugh) June 8, 2019
Bubble Tits
— Preston Olson = Cool (@dirtypreston) June 8, 2019
Incompetent
— Stacey Spencer (@MajorCasey0813) June 8, 2019
ASS!
— Tyra Dyson, CMP (@MzTyraD) June 8, 2019
Weak sauce, libs.
In reality, what Waters just tweeted was, “I’m upset with Trump for being disrespectful so I’d like you to help me equally as disrespectful.” I guess this is part of Michelle Obama’s edict that “When they go low, we also go low” or whatever it was that she said.
The thing is, Waters recently did come up with some nicknames for Trump. She called him a “traitor” and a “porn star fornicator.” “Traitor Trump” and Donald “Porn Star Fornicator” Trump aren’t great, but at least they are something.
For some reason the Waters attempted nicknames remind me of the drill instructor scenes in An Officer and a Gentleman and Full Metal Jacket:
Waters: Where you from, boy?
Trump: Queens.
Waters: Queens? Only two thing come from Queens; traitors and porn star fornicators.
Trump: Sir, yes, sir.
Waters: I don’t see no Russian collusion on your head, so you must be a porn star fornicator.
There was no follow-up tweet indicating that Waters had found a good nickname for President Trump, or at least not one she was willing to use. Maybe Trump is just nickname proof, who knows?
Waters on the other hand has an assload of great nicknames given to her by Trump and various other funny people:
Low IQ Maxine
Mad Maxine
Maxie Pad Waters
Muddy Waters
Liver Lips
James Brown Hair
Maximum Underdrive
Maxine Water Torture
Stagnant Waters
Waxie Maxie
Democrats still haven’t figured out why Trump beat Hillary in 2016, but they seem to be under the impression that in order to take him out they have to beat him at his own game. He’s playing 13-dimensional chess and they have a checkers set with most of the pieces missing.
