Writer Suddenly Remembers Trump Raped Her 23 Years Ago

Uh oh, Joe Biden has a problem with touching women inappropriately we better do something and fast. I know, what if some random woman accuses Trump of a sexual assault with a story that can neither be proven nor disproven. Brilliant! That’ll take all the heat off of Joe because the liberal media will focus only on the baseless accusation against Trump, ignoring the documented creepiness by Biden. And with that, a writer suddenly remembered that Trump raped her 23 years ago.

E. Jean Carrol is a writer for Elle magazine and she has a book coming out about how she has been raped and sexually assaulted her entire life. I’m not kidding, this woman is a like a professional rape victim or something. She claims that 21 men have raped and abused her over the course of her life, including Donald Trump, Les Moonves, and Roger Ailes.

And while there were a cavalcade of women who accused Trump of sexual assault leading up to the 2106 election, Carrol completely forgot about encounter until just recently. Presumably she was saving the story for her book to help push more copies.

According to Carrol, in 1995 or 96 (she can’t remember exactly) she had a chance meeting with Donald Trump at a fancy department store in NYC. He allegedly asked her to help him pick out a gift for his girlfriend and she agreed. Trump suggested lingerie and then asked Carrol, who was 52-years-old at the time, to try on a nightie so he could see how it looked.

Then, Carrol said this happened:

The moment the dressing-room door is closed, he lunges at me, pushes me against the wall, hitting my head quite badly, and puts his mouth against my lips. I am so shocked I shove him back and start laughing again. He seizes both my arms and pushes me up against the wall a second time, and, as I become aware of how large he is, he holds me against the wall with his shoulder and jams his hand under my coat dress and pulls down my tights.

I am astonished by what I’m about to write: I keep laughing. The next moment, still wearing correct business attire, shirt, tie, suit jacket, overcoat, he opens the overcoat, unzips his pants, and, forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I’m not certain — inside me. It turns into a colossal struggle. I am wearing a pair of sturdy black patent-leather four-inch Barneys high heels, which puts my height around six-one, and I try to stomp his foot. I try to push him off with my one free hand — for some reason, I keep holding my purse with the other — and I finally get a knee up high enough to push him out and off and I turn, open the door, and run out of the dressing room.

The whole episode lasts no more than three minutes. I do not believe he ejaculates.

Carrol said that she didn’t report this sexual assault to the police because she was scared of being killed. She says she told two friends about at the time and then never mentioned again.

There’s a lot of reasons to disbelieve this story including the lack of a police report and that she sat on it for 23 years. There’s also the problem that leftists tend to use false allegations of sexual assault as a weapon against conservatives. The biggest problem however is that she was an old unattractive woman.

Donald Trump likes young hot supermodels and as an exceedingly wealthy man has never had any problem getting them. Why would he rape an elderly lesbian-looking woman when he has a hot tub full of Playboy Playmates waiting for him at home? It defies reality. Trump wouldn’t sleep with a 52-year-old uggo now, let alone 23 years ago.

Carrol’s book is titled What Do We Need Men For? A Modest Proposal. Apparently she needs men to sell books. As was previously mentioned, she claims that 21 different men abused and sexually assaulted her. If she’s been raped by 21 different men, maybe that’s on her. One or two rapes? Sure, but 21? She either invites this kind of thing to happen to her or she making it up because she has weird rape fantasies.