Joe Biden Offers Sympathy To Shooting Victims In…Houston and Michigan?

Over the weekend there were tragic shootings in El Paso, Texas and Dayton, Ohio. Also, according to Joe Biden there were shootings in Houston and Michigan. It’s weird how those other 2 didn’t make the news, huh? This is no joke, Biden actually offered his sympathy to the victims of the Houston and Michigan shootings, having no idea what a colossal gaffe that was. Don’t worry, even though he seems completely clueless he assures us his mind is as sharp as ever. At least’s that what his imaginary giant rabbit friend says.

Biden appeared at a high-dollar fundraiser at businessman Mark Arabo’s house in San Diego Sunday night. Around 75 people paid big bucks for a 3-course meal and a desert of Biden’s encroaching senility.

Washington Post reporter Matt Viser tweeted this out from the campaign trail:

Holy shit! Is he serious? How does someone mess it up that badly? Well, obviously dementia is the culprit, but still…

Also, how sincere are his sympathies when he can’t even come close to pinpointing the locations of the shootings? This is like him saying he was paying for the victims at the Daytona 500 when he meant the Boston Marathon bombing.

In reality he doesn’t even confuse Michigan for Ohio, which would piss off people from both states, he thinks the El Paso shooting was in Michigan and the Dayton shooting in Houston.

According to liberal media bullshit, Joe Biden is a “lunch bucket” guy who can relate to the working class people in the rust belt. I didn’t think that was true before and after this it is even less likely. He’s not winning over Ohio and Michigan voters with these offensive geographical errors. He may pick up some support in Houston, Ohio and El Paso, Michigan but any place that actually exists will go for anyone other than him.

I wonder how long it took Biden to correct this error. The way Visser reports, it sounds like it was some time later. I bet one of Biden’s people had to tell him and that without the reminder he never would have known.

Let’s not forget that Joe Biden is running for President of the United States. This guy, whose mind is completely gone, wants to lead the most powerful nation in the world. It would be a funny litmus test to make him find the U.S. on a map before allowing him on the ballot. Hey, California just passed a law to keep Trump off the primary ballot unless he releases his taxes. Michigan, Ohio, and Texas should give candidates a geography test before allowing them to participate in the state primaries.

After announcing his candidacy, Biden’s people had a rock-solid strategy to hide him from the public and limit his appearances. Why did they abandoned that? Every time this guy speaks it’s a disaster. He slurs his speech, there’s a vacant Alzheimery look in his eyes, and he says the craziest shit. Don’t get me wrong, I love that Biden is out there generating material for Def-Con News but I don’t understand why his campaign is allowing him to interact with the public.