Beto O’Rourke was a “rockstar” in the democratic party until he announced his presidential candidacy and everyone found out he’s a slacker doofus. After struggling to crack double-digits he reset his campaign, but that didn’t help so he’s reset it again in hopes that people will forget that he’s an empty can with wild flailing arms. Oddly enough, with his second reset, he doesn’t even seem to be running for president anymore, instead dedicating his life to lying about President Trump’s fictional racism.
O’Rourke announced his Reboot 2: Electric Boogaloo at a sparsely attended press conference in El Paso. After rambling on about God knows what, O’Rourke got to the meat of his new campaign strategy and that is calling Americans a bunch of racist assholes:
“We have a racism in America that is as old as America itself. An intolerance to those who don’t look like or pray like or love like or speak like the majority in this country…but we have always tried, until now, to change that—until this President,” said O’Rourke.
It’s O’Rourke’s contention that throughout the history of the United States, Americans have alway combatted and suppressed racism, but now that Trump is President we’re letting racism fly. Did he forget about the entire history of the democratic party, because they didn’t do much to fight racism as they were owning slaves, geocoding Indians, and segregating blacks.
O’Rourke then said that Trump “openly speaks in racist terms” and “openly favors one race, one religion, one kind of people in this country over every other kinds of people.”
And with that, O’Rourke went on a lying rant to prove just how racist President Trump is:
“Proposing to ban all Muslims, all people of one faith, one religion from the shores of [America],” said O’Rourke.
Well, Trump’s travel ban was for people from 7 terrorist-sponsor nations, 5 of which are Muslim majority. The ban didn’t apply to 98% of the Muslims in the world, but yeah he was trying to ban all Muslims.
“To tell people of color, born in this country, to go back to where they came from,” he said.
Trump told America-hater Ilhan Omar to go back to where she came from and see if it was better than this country, with an invitation to return with a new-found appreciation for the U.S. He didn’t tell “people of color” he told a person of color and it had nothing to do with her color, just her assholeness.
“To refer to klansmen and neo-Nazis and white supremacists and white nationalist terrorists as ‘very fine people,’” O’Rourke said.
No, he never said that and it’s been debunked a million times. He actually condemned racists and white supremacists. Try Googling it, bro.
“Someone who describes Mexican immigrants…as rapists and criminals,” said O’Rourke.
When announcing his presidency, Trump specifically referred to some illegal aliens from Mexico as being drug dealers, rapists, and criminals. He never said this about all illegal aliens, Mexicans, or immigrants, just a select few who happen to be scumbags.
“And calls people, human beings, and let’s be clear, the most desperate and vulnerable human beings…he calls them “animals,’” O’Rourke said.
Trump called the violent rapist killers of the illegal alien street gang MS-13 “animals.” They are hardly the most vulnerable human beings and in fact they aren’t human at all.
“You do not get kids in cages until you’ve given people permission to put them in cages by calling them ‘animals’ and seeking to dehumanize them,” said O’Rourke.
I know O’Rourke is a little spacey, but this is out there for even him. Obama is the one who put kids in cages so apparently the former president time-traveled to hear Trump call MS-13 “animals,” liked what he heard, and then returned to his time and caged up some illegal alien children. It’s like Back to the Future for idiots.
O’Rourke then said that Trump’s racism, which he can’t prove exists, is going to murder every single American:
“If we do not wake up to this threat, then we as a country will die in our sleep,” said O’Rourke.
Finally, O’Rourke says that he will no longer be campaigning in early voting primary states like all the rest of the democrats. Instead, he say he will go to “those places that Donald Trump has been terrorizing and demeaning” people. In other words he’s going to campaign in places where people already won’t vote for Trump and can’t vote because they are illegal aliens. Bold strategy, Cotton.
