Joe Biden ‘Remembers’ When MLK And RFK Were Assassinated In The Late 1970’s

Joe Biden’s people swore they were going to limit his public exposure to keep him from saying stupid things and making a complete ass of himself. Obviously all democrats are liars, because Crazy Joe was front and center saying stupid things and looking like a mentally deficient jackass once agin. According to 76-year-old gaffe machine, he remembers fondly of the time in the late 1970’s when Martin Luther King and Robert F. Kennedy were assassinated. He was only off by a decade so maybe Biden’s camp considers this a win.

Biden was doing his best to relate to young people when he said this:

“Just like in my generation, when I got out of school, when Bobby Kennedy and Dr. King had been assassinated in the ’70s, the late ’70s when I got engaged,” said Biden.

MLK was assassinated on April 4, 1968 and RFK was assassinated on June 6, 1968. This was before I was born and yet somehow I know this. Then again, my mind isn’t gone like Biden’s, so I got that going for me.

Also, Biden graduated college in 1965 and married his first wife in 1966, which wouldn’t be the late 60’s either.

This story gets funnier because Politcio just did a propaganda piece with Biden’s neurosurgeon who claims that Joe doesn’t have any brain damage and is as sharp as ever:

The two brain aneurysms Biden suffered in 1988 were fully treated and he showed no signs of mental trouble as a result, said Dr. Neal Kassell, who performed the surgery on Biden three decades ago. Nor did Biden suffer any brain damage that could come back to haunt him in old age, Kassell said.

“He is every bit as sharp as he was 31 years ago. I haven’t seen any change. I can tell you with absolute certainty that he had no brain damage, either from the hemorrhage or from the operations that he had. There was no damage whatsoever,” said Kassell.

Here’s why what the doctor said isn’t a lie. His claim is that Biden is as sharp as he was 31 years ago, which is to say he has always been a lunatic. What this isn’t is an endorsement for Biden’s sanity or mental lucidness.

Somehow this got weirder:

Kassell, who performed brain surgery on Biden, went a step further: “I am going to vote for the candidate who I am absolutely certain has a brain that is functioning. And that narrows it down exactly to one.”

How’s that for a ringing endorsement? Joe Biden doesn’t have any ideas or platforms but he may have a functioning brain. Here’s the thing about this; Biden may have not suffered any brain damage from his aneurysms, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have dementia, senility, or early-Alzheimers. Also, is his doctor trying to say that the other 20 democrats running for president don’t have functioning brains? Okay, maybe I can agree with him on that.

Look, people make mistakes and sometimes misspeak. The thing with Biden is the frequency in which he says stupid shit and confuses reality. He can’t get through one single campaign appearance without a colossal gaffe, misstatement of fact, or a horrendously offensive statement. That’s not proof of a person with a sharp mind.