Alyssa Milano Is Very Proud Of Her 2 Abortions

Back in May anonymous actress Jameela Jamil announced that having an abortion was the best decision she ever made in her life. Alyssa Milano saw that and said, “I’m even more irrelevant and have had more abortions,” so she got up on her soapbox and began screaming about how damn proud she is that she terminated 2 human lives. Clearly this is the new Hollywood thing where actresses, even out-of-work ones, brag about their abortions because I guess they figured they already aren’t horrible enough.

People magazine reports that 25 years ago, Alyssa Milano had just finished up on Who’s the Boss and discovered that she was pregnant. She decided to abort that baby because she was set to portray Amy Fisher in Casualties of Love: The Long Island Lolita Story.

“I had a career and a future and potential,” said Milano.

She was way off on that one.

On top of her awesome career, Milano explained that she was on acne medication and, “suffered from sometimes crippling anxiety,” so essentially she chose to kill her baby rather than have a few zits on her face.

A few months after that abortion, she got pregnant again because, as she explained, she really likes sex:

“I refuse to allow any one else’s bullshit morality to force me into a life of pre-marital celibacy. I refuse to live in the narrative that sexual pleasure is for men and that women exist to deliver that pleasure. My body gives me pleasure. Nobody will say that he was at fault for enjoying sex with me, but you can be damned sure that the men enacting these laws think less of me for deriving the same pleasure from him,” Milano said.

No, the only thing anyone is thinking is that she’s an idiot for getting knocked up again a few months after having an abortion.

“I had done what I knew to do to prevent pregnancy and was still pregnant, so once again I made the right decision to end that pregnancy,” said Milano.

Unfortunately she didn’t know that allowing a man to deposit his seed in her was how babies are made, so a second unborn child had to die.

All these years later, Milano has no regrets because those babies would have been terrible:

“Fifteen years after that first love had fizzled, my life would be completely lacking all its great joys. I would never had been free to be myself — and that’s what this fight is all about: freedom. Freedom from oppression. Freedom for women to have the audacity to be equally sexual beings as men. Freedom for women to live the life they were meant to have, not just the life that is thrust upon them by a pregnancy that cannot exist in their life,” said Milano.

Anyone that’s seen her Twitter knows that she has no joy in her life now. She is in a constant state of agitation and outrage. Maybe if she had kept even one of the babies she killed, she wouldn’t be such a miserable psycho.

Ultimately Milano is proud she killed off those 2 babies because it has given her the strength to resist President Trump:

“I would not have my children — my beautiful, perfect, loving, kind and inquisitive children who have a mother who was so very, very ready for them. I would not have my career. I would not have the ability or platform I use to fight against oppression with all my heart. I would never have met my amazing husband, David, whose steadfast and immeasurable love for me sustains me through these terrifying times,” said Milano.

Who’s to say that one of those aborted babies wouldn’t have grown up to cure cancer, invent a viable renewable clean energy source, and beat Donald Trump in 2020? I think Milano done f*cked up.

Here’s the thing that blows my mind with these kooks who are proud of taking a human life: If I had to kill someone who broke into my house and meant to do harm, it would weigh on me. I’d be pissed at the son-of-a-bitch for putting me in a “me or him” situation, but I would never be happy that I had to take a human life. With these abortion-crazy liberal lunatics, they are taking human lives as a matter of convenience and they are ecstatic about it.