With all of the 2020 democrats having the same horrible socialist anti-freedom ideas, it becomes difficult for a candidate to stand out in a crowded field. This week saw a contender and a pretender step up their games to get noticed. Elizabeth Warren did some kind of rain dance and Bill de Blasio delivered a speech with a Smurf voice. We’re still months away from the Iowa caucuses but already this campaign is one of the funniest ever.
On Wednesday, NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio literally phoned it in when he lived-streamed a speech to the Iowa Federation of Labor and Congress of Industrial Organizations. For some reason, he didn’t sound quite right:
With a delayed flight, Bill de Blasio was unable to make it to the Iowa AFL-CIO conference today. He Skyped in instead, but technical issues made his speech… interesting pic.twitter.com/tFhWMRD4GV
— Jake Biderman (@jakebiderman) August 21, 2019
Everything about this guy screams “loser.” Is he the Mayor of NYC for the Mayor of the Lollipop Guild? Maybe he should visit the Wizard and ask for some dignity.
That high-pitched voice was explained as some kind of a technical issue, but I’m certain it was by design. De Blasio is having difficulty attracting any support to his campaign so clearly he was trying to lock up the Smurf, Oompaloopa, and Chipmunk vote.
Next, at a campaign rally in Minnesota, Elizabeth Warren did her best to make people forget about Elaine Benes’ dance on Seinfeld:
The Democratic primary officially has a new cringiest moment! Thanks, @ewarren! pic.twitter.com/tJaFJzeVjr
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) August 23, 2019
What better way to get “R-E-S-P-E-C-T” than to show everyone what an embarrassment she is? All we need now is for Al Sharpton to weigh in on this.
I know I called this a “rain dance” and that’s because she’s spent most of her life pretending to be an Indian princess, but I think this was actually done to distance herself from the controversy.
Warren’s camp did some polling and found out that voters have a real problem with her misrepresenting Native America heritage. As such she has been making an effort to let people know that she is in fact a white woman. I believe this dance was part of that initiative. Nothing say “white middle-aged woman” then that pathetic dance.
With these two crazy moments, it’s obvious that the rest of the democratic primary season is going to be like a bizarre episode of Jackass. Even with several candidates dropping out, it’s still a very crowded field and the democrats are desperate to get attention.
I look forward to seeing Cory Booker launch bottle rockets from his ass to promote gun control, Beto O’Rourke crashing his skateboard into the border wall to advocate open boarders, and Joe Biden walking around in shorts with his old man balls hanging out. Actually, I think that last one already happened at the Iowa State Fair.
I guess the candidates could try having good ideas that resonate with voters, but as I mentioned they are democrats so that ain’t going to happen.
