Edward Snowden is the leaker accused of espionage who is currently hiding out in Moscow. He would like to come back to the United States and to make his case he has accused President Trump of paying for hookers. I’m not sure he understands how to negotiate because “you like whores” is pretty much a non-starter. Maybe begin with “I’m sorry” and then move on from there.
Edward Snowden’s case is complex, but basically he leaked tens of thousands of classified documents, some of which showed the Obama administration spied on random American citizens. He fled to Russia, where he is today, but would certainly like to come home to the United States.
In an interview with CBS, he said he is sick of borscht and wants a frickin’ chili-dog and a Pabst Blue Ribbon:
“I would like to return to the United States. That is the ultimate goal. But if I’m gonna spend the rest of my life in prison, the one bottom line demand that we have to agree to is that at least I get a fair trial. And that is the one thing the government has refused to guarantee because they won’t provide access to what’s called a public interest defense,” said Snowden.
Now here’s the thing: Snowden embarrassed the hell out of the Obama administration with his leaks. That means he has points with President Trump and could negotiate a return that wouldn’t be too painful in terms of prison time. Instead, Snowden went like this with another interview with MSNBC:
“Donald Trump strikes me like nothing so much as a man who has never really known a love that he hasn’t had to pay for and so everything that he does is informed by a kind of transactionalism. I think and what he’s actually looking for is simply for people to like him. Unfortunately that produces a lot of negative effects,” said Snowden.
So what we are left with between these two interviews is that Snowden would like to come back to America and he thinks President Trump pays for sex. Always.
Snowden was described as a “genius among geniuses” when he worked for the NSA, but he strikes me as a complete moron. Democrats haven’t figured out Trump, mostly because they are all idiots, but the President is actually quite easy. Compliment him, play to his ego, and you are in.
Snowden could have said, “Yes I leaked classified information, but I wanted people to know the illegal and evil shit Obama was doing. And BTW, President Trump has done a wonderful job turning the economy around.”
Had he done that, possibly in a tweet, President Trump would have given him a pardon and he’d be back here enjoying the first-world instead of slumming it in the remains of a failed communist regime.
This couldn’t have been a worse play for Snowden than if he were playing chess with Trump and took a dump on the board after the President made the first move.
Obama commuted the sentence of traitor/leaker Chelsea Manning because he/she is a tranny and that appeals to the former president’s love of chix with dix. President Trump loves people who make Obama look bad and nobody embarrassed him worse than Snowden. They key to getting back to his normal life in the United States is not accusing Trump of being a whore-monger.
