Bernie Sanders’ Life Saved By Non-Socialist Heart Procedure

Bernie Sanders was admitted to the hospital with a blocked artery and underwent a heart procedure that surely saved his life. This life-saving surgery was performed under the evil capitalist model of health care that Bernie is trying to destroy, but for some reason he didn’t refuse treatment on his twisted socialist principals. When a guy owns 3 mansions while pushing for a communist takeover, chances are he’s not quite as committed to socialism as he claims, especially when it comes to remaining alive.

The Hill reports that on Tuesday at a campaign event, Sanders began experiencing chest discomfort. He probably thought it was just his white-hot anger at capitalism, but the problem didn’t go away. Doctors determined that he had a blocked artery so he was hospitalized. Lucky for him Medicare-for-all hadn’t been implemented or he’d have been waiting a long time to even see a physician. Thanks to the evils of the capitalist system, his wealth allowed him to get an immediate procedure in which two stints were inserted to unblock the artery.

Sanders camping senior advisor says everything is fine now:

“Sen. Sanders is conversing and in good spirits,” said Weaver.

That has to be a lie. When is Bernie ever in good spirits? The guy is pissed off 24/7.

It’s like that old joke when a guy asks the doctor if he will be able to play the piano after undergoing a medical procedure. The doctor says yes and then the guy say that’s amazing because he was never able to play the piano before.

Maybe Bernie is still high from the meds, but even that doesn’t make sense considering intoxicants tend to amplify someone’s existing personality. Bernie’s an angry guy and stoned Bernie would be even angrier.

And in reality, things are looking bleak for Bernie, or at least his campaign.

“He will be resting up over the next few days. We are canceling his events and appearances until further notice, and we will continue to provide appropriate updates,” Weaver said.

But that’s not all, Bernie’s campaign also cancelled a $1.3 million ad-buy in Iowa. That’s not an insignificant piece of information. All of the presidential candidates pour tons of money into Iowa ahead of the caucuses. Does this mean Sanders is close to dropping out of the democratic primary race?

In 2016 the Democratic National Committee rigged the primaries to get rid of Bernie and ensure that Hillary Clinton was the nominee. The conspiracy-minded Bernie Bros are going to look at this health scare with suspicion given the DNC’s track record. It’s painfully obvious they want Joe Biden to be the nominee. Hell, the democrats are trying to impeach President Trump to get Crazy Joe in the White House.

Remember when Hillary Clinton first ran for Senate in New York? She was going against the wildly popular Rudy Giuliani, who suddenly got cancer and had to drop out of the race. When things happen once it could just be a coincidence, but when they happen twice, that’s a pattern.

Hopefully Bernie hangs in the race, if for nothing else to provide endless entertainment with his hypocritical communist fanaticism Who doesn’t want to see him try to explain how crappy socialized medicine is better than the capitalism health care that saved his life?