Panderama: Joe Biden Pretends To Be Gay At CNN LGBT Forum

The Joe Biden mystery deepens. Last night on CNN he had his weirdest gaffe yet when he accidentally (maybe) came out of the closet as a gay man. Maybe his polling and fundraising are dropping so severely that he thinks the only way to rescue his campaign is to pretend he’s gay. Didn’t he see how badly Elizabeth Warren’s attempt at cultural appropriation went? Typical democrat: when something doesn’t work, throw some money at it and try it again.

CNN held an LGBT forum on Thursday night in which most of the 2020 democratic candidates came on and promised to restore the rights of gay people who’s rights haven’t been taken away. They were all pretty bad, which finally gave Biden to shine in a debate/forum. He went a different way.

While rambling on about God knows what, Biden made an accidental admission:

“For example, when I came out,” Biden said with a pause.

Biden tried to correct himself, but host Anderson Cooper, who is gay, was already laughing. “Coming out” is of course when a closeted homosexual announces he or she is gay.

“That would be news,” said Cooper.

Biden walked over to Cooper and gave him a hug.

“I’ve got something to tell you,” said Biden.

“I kind of figured it out a while ago,” replied Cooper.

Only liberals get to joke about being gay like this. If a Republican had done the same exact thing, it would be an outrage and extreme homophobia.

Later, Biden was describing the time that he accidentally blurted out that the Obama administration was in favor of same-sex marriage. In his recounting he expected Obama to be mad with him but instead the former president planted a big kiss on him. To demonstrate this, Biden actually walked over to Anderson Cooper and pretended to kiss him.

The night didn’t get much better for Biden. He again was rambling and then for some crazy-ass reason, said this:

“Remember, Anderson? Back 15, 20 years ago, when we talked about this in San Francisco, it was all about, well, gay bathhouses. It was all about round-the-clock sex. Come on, man. Gay couples are more likely to stay together longer than heterosexual couples,” said Biden.

Huh? What in the literal hell is this guy talking about? He’s completely insane.

What this actually boils down to is the most shameless attempt at pandering, even worse than when Hillary Clinton would use a “black” accent in black churches. Biden was trying to make the LGBT community think that there’s a distinct possibility that he is gay so they will vote for him.

First, he “accidentally” outed himself, then he flirted with gay host Anderson Cooper, and finally he made it seem like he was a part of the San Francisco gay bath house scene.

I sincerely hope the LGBT community can see through this pathetic pandering attempt. They should demand that he release a hardcore gay sex fisting video or he doesn’t get their vote. If he were to make such a video he could title it after his catch-phrase: Come On Man.