Welcome To The Pander Dome: Joe Biden Claims He Went To An All-Black College

Joe Biden is stompin’ the yard, y’all. According to the factually-challenged democrat, he actually started his college career at a historically black college or university (HBCU). It’s hard to tell if this is a pander attempt, a straight-up lie, or more proof of his deteriorating mind. He is a shameless liar with dementia, so in a Biden trifecta, it’s possibly all three of these things.

The liberal media is running interference for Biden’s failing presidential campaign and one of the things they keep saying to excuse his slipping poll numbers, sad fundraising, and enthusiasm gap is that he is popular with black people. Biden gave a town hall in South Carolina and it looks like around 6 black people showed up. Technically being popular with 6 black people is being popular with black people.

Biden didn’t want to lose his monopoly on a handful of black South Carolinians so he let the massive crowd know that he’s pretty much just like them.

“I got started out of an HBCU, Delaware State, and I don’t want to hear anything negative about Delaware State. They’re my folks,” said Biden.

Delaware State University is indeed a HBCU in Dover, Delaware. This much is true, but that’s where Biden’s story falls apart. You see, he actually attended Delaware University in Newark, Delaware, which is not a HBCU. It would be easy for anyone not from Delaware to make this mistake, but for someone who is from the state and attended one of these two universities, it’s an unthinkable error.

Joe’s mind is defiantly on a downslide, but the easiest way he can remember where he went to college is by the race of his classmates. Considering he began college in 1961 at Delaware University, chances are the student body was whiter than his hair.

Biden added that the people who go to Delaware State University, AKA black people, are his “folks.” That tends to support the idea that he is pandering and wants black people to think he is one seriously “woke” white dude who went to an all-black college.

It’ll be interesting to see how his camp spins this whopper of a lie. Perhaps one time his battery died near the campus and he got a jump start there, making his claim he got his start at a HBCU technically true. My guess is this lie will go unaddressed as Biden’s people know the explanation is often worse than the gaffe.

Biden also doesn’t have to worry about the liberal media fact-checking this. They have chosen him as the democratic party nominee and the last thing they want to do is jeopardize that by holding him accountable for the crazy crap that comes out of his mouth.

The smart money is on Joe escalating this pander-fantasy. This week we went to a HBCU and by next week he’ll actually be black. He’ll claim that he has African ancestry and knows what it’s like to grow up with bigotry and oppression.

Hell, he already has the hair plugs. It can be that complicated to plug an afro into that velcro scalp of his. Maybe he’ll even start going by his middle name Robinette, which sound kind of like a black name. No seriously, his middle name is “Robinette.” What’s up with that?

When Biden entered the race he was proclaimed “Lunch Bucket Joe” the champion of the white working class. When the white Rust Belt voters failed to rally behind him, he briefly insulated he was gay. When the LGBT community didn’t oil up and join him at the bath house, he suddenly became black. When it turns out that black people don’t like him either, he’ll pander Latinos by calling himself Jose Biden and claiming that the incomprehensible nonsense that comes out of his mouth is actually Spanish.