Today’s episode is a little bit different than the normal blood-fest I like to show. This one is going to be all about education. It’s intended for all would-be thugs about how to behave properly when confronted by police.
As most of you know, many years ago I once lived a life of crime. No, I wasn’t a pathetic burglar like the three turds we’re about to see. I didn’t victimize random people. But still, I was a criminal. And somehow, in the process of being arrested about twenty or so times I managed to escape perforation via police pistols. During all these arrests I was usually armed. These incidents included a SWAT raid and once being surrounded by about twenty cops all with guns drawn and announcing over the loudspeaker that I was considered “armed and dangerous. Do exactly as we say or we will drop you.”
Considering the murderous tendencies of all cops, according to liberals, how in the world could this happen? They’d claim it was because I’m white. I beg to differ. It was because when contacted by police I did exactly what I was told, didn’t resist or run, and certainly didn’t shoot at them.
So to all you wannabe gangsters reading this (which I know is absolutely none) in this episode we see exactly what to do and what not to do when pursuing your chosen career path. While I can’t promise you that you won’t be killed by one of your own fellow thugs, or an armed homeowner if you’re a piece of crap burglar like these two, I can show you how not to get shot by police.
NEW ORLEANS — The New Orleans Police Department will show body camera video Thursday of a shootout involving officers and three burglary suspects in the Lower Ninth Ward last month.
The video is expected to show officers exchanging gunfire with alleged burglars around 5:30 p.m. on Oct. 28 at a home in the 1000 block of Deslonde Street. Police say two suspects were taken into custody – one wounded in the shooting – and a third person got away. One officer’s hand was hurt in the shooting but not from gunfire.
“It’s scary. I live right here,” one neighbor told Eyewitness News after the shooting. “I was like, ‘Wow. They are shooting at the police. It’s a shootout.'”
The Times-Picayune | New Orleans Advocate reports 21-year-old Jeremy Meilleur allegedly started shooting at officers after climbing out a window. Officers shot back, wounding him.
Here it is. Again, I wish it was bloodier and at least one thug had died, but we can’t always get what we want.
What NOT to do. This smug prick not only ran, but shot at police.
As a result, he got a new hole in his side. You were going to get caught anyway so why make things worse? You’re lucky to be alive. But maybe you’re not so lucky at that. I mean a pencil-necked little queerdo like you is probably not going to enjoy life in prison. Bad career move. Watch out for your corn hole, buddy. You’re going to have that smug look fucked off your face if you don’t get rid of it now.
Meilleur was taken to University Medical Center and later booked on charges of attempted first-degree murder of police.
Now on the other hand, we have this thug. He’s a fine example of how you should behave when you’re caught.
Police also captured 18-year-old Bracwuan Holmes at the scene while in possession of a gun. Holmes was booked principal to the attempted murder of a police officer and simple burglary.
Yes, he’s still pretty fucked, but he has no extra holes in him. Why? Because when police told him to get on the ground, he hit the fucking ground. When told not to move, he didn’t move. Still alive. See how easy that is?
All you dindus pay attention because this is also important. He addresses the officer as sir, AND informs him that he has a weapon in his pocket. Finally, he doesn’t struggle when the officer cuffs him. Well done.
Both Meilleur and Holmes could face up to 50 years in prison if convicted.
A third person got away. Police have not identified that person at this time.
He’ll eventually be caught too. They almost always are. More than likely Meilleur will rat him out some leniency from the D.A.
Obviously, I wrote this with a bit of satire, I’m not encouraging anyone to pursue criminal activity. I’d like to see all thugs die.
Sadly, there will always be criminals there doesn’t always need to be police shootings. They normally happen because some thugs act like Meilleur instead of Holmes. These idiots leave officers with no choice but to defend themselves and the public and so they get put down like the mangy scoundrels they are.
Here endeth the lesson.
