And The Debate Winner Is…Not Joe Biden Who Talked About Punching Women And Claimed He’s Black

Earlier Def-Con News reported that Joe Biden preemptively took a victory lap, bragging about his performance in Wednesday’s democratic primary debate 6 hours before the debate took place. For some reason we had an inkling that he was going to bomb, and he didn’t disappoint. Not only was a he a mumbling mess, he actually laid out his platform on when it’s appropriate to punch women. Oh, and he also tried to claim he’s black. No, really, he did.

It’s going to be really hard for the liberal media to continue propping this guy up as the most electable candidate who can defeat President Trump in 2020, but they’ll do their damndest.

This is how Biden started things off, which was a harbinger of things to come:

Let’s see if we have this straight: The next president is going to have to defeat Donald Trump? The current President of the United States? What happens if Trump wins reelection? Does he still have to defeat himself?

This guy is a complete mess and this may be the biggest pile of slop he has going:

“No man has a right to raise a hand against a woman in anger unless it’s in self-defense and that’s rarely ever occurs,” said Biden.

Weird sentence structure aside, it’s also pretty weird that Biden would use a major debate as a forum for advising when it’s okay to punch a woman. Even weirder is the terminology he used to drive home this point.

“We have to just change the culture, period. And keep punching at it and punching at it and punching at it,” Biden said.

Maybe find a different word than “punching” when talking about stopping domestic abuse. Especially after taking about the approbate time for a man to punch a woman.

Then there was that awkward moment when Biden tried to claim he’s actually black:

“I come out of the black community,” proclaimed Biden.

If Trump could get Elizabeth Warren to take a DNA test to prove she’s not Native American, you know he’s going to be all over Joe “Homeboy” Biden trying to pass himself off as African American.

Biden then claimed that he’s endorsed by “the only Blafrican American woman to ever be elected to the United States Senate.”

Cleary he meant the only African American woman to ever be elected to the U.S. Senate, which was still a problem since African American Senator Kamala Harris was involved in this debate and she disagreed that she endorsed Biden over her own campaign.

Biden was perhaps talking about Carol Moseley Braun, who was the first black woman to be elected to the U.S. Senate, but he also could have been talking about Cory Booker, who is another female black Senator. Booker too participated in the debate, but his campaign is on life support and he’s desperately trying to be somebody’s VP nominee, so he may actually endorse Biden.

There you have it: this is the person who the liberal media insists is going to take out President Trump in 2020. He doesn’t seem capable of taking out his own dentures, but the fake news has declared him the frontrunner so they are hoping people don’t notice what a senile kook he is.

So who really won this debate? Donald Trump did because the democrats have nothing. They actually have less than nothing because Joe Biden is their ringer. This democratic primary debate was pretty much one big Trump campaign ad: 4 more years!