Rapper Cardi B is thinking about running for Congress because, according to her, she, “deadass have sooo much ideas that make sense.” One of those ideas is to put strict restrictions on our right to keep and “bare arms.” Apparently the former stripper and robber doesn’t think Americans can be trusted to wear any article of clothing that leaves the arms exposed. I could see some regulation for people with excessive cellulite baring too much leg and ass with short shorts, but this is insane.
This starts out with Cardi B potentially throwing her dunce cap into the political ring:
I think I want to be a politician.I really love government even tho I don’t agree with Goverment
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 12, 2020
I do feel like if I go back to school and focus up I can be part of Congress.I deadass have sooo much ideas that make sense.I just need a couple of years of school and I can shake the table .
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 13, 2020
Yes, she should definitely go back to school, not to become a Congresswoman, but just to stop being so embarrassingly ignorant. I guess people were not thrilled with the prospects of Cardi B’s political career and she got into it with some Twitter Critters over her platforms:
Listen , I do believe we have the right to bare arms however I do believe in order to get a gun we should get mental check ups, proper training and a older age limit to own one .If the proper age limit to drinking is 21 because these kids can’t handle their liquor how can they .. https://t.co/mDb28tUKMh
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 14, 2020
Possibly get the responsibility to own a gun ? …..is that fair ? https://t.co/mDb28tUKMh
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 14, 2020
Screw that. I have tattoos and I like to show off my ink. Who the hell does she think she is telling me I need a mental check-up to bare my arms? Oh wait, I think she meant “bear arms” not “bare arms.” Still, is she talking about the arms belonging to a bear?
She really does need to go back to school.
She had some further disputes regarding kodiak arms that further demonstrated her need for a quality education:
And it can also get prohibited like the time alcohol was but guess what ? It was allow again with regulations and strict rules and now people drink responsibly 😉 https://t.co/nycIvkqNgw
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 14, 2020
Clearly Cardi B wasn’t drinking responsibly when she sent to these tweets. The massive failure of alcohol prohibition is her example of how to enact gun control? For the record, alcohol-related deaths in this country dwarf gun-related deaths, so maybe all them strict rules didn’t produce the results Cardi B thinks they did. Also, what strict rules on alcohol?
To join the military you need proper training and follow rules right ?They do evaluation check to get in right ?If you don’t qualify you get kicked out right?so if you don’t get training and don’t follow proper rules and don’t qualify to own a gun you shouldn’t have one . https://t.co/txnACFGaYW
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 14, 2020
Passing basic training in the U.S. military isn’t a Constitutional right, but gun ownership is. Also, to join the military you need to be able to sign your name.
Cardi B’s ignorance is a barrier to her becoming a U.S member of Congress, but there’s something even bigger that will stop this from happening. Days before she started thinking about a career in politics, she announced she was forfeiting her American citizenship.
Naaaaa these memes are fuckin 😅😅 😩but shit ain’t no joke ! Specially being from New York .Its sad this man is putting Americans live in danger.Dumbest move Trump did till date …I’m filing for my Nigerian citizenship.
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 3, 2020
Sorry Cardi, you can’t serve in the U.S. Congress if you are a citizen of Nigeria. Sure, if you were born in Kenya you could be President of the United States, but Nigeria? Forget about it.
Chances are someone this profoundly stupid could never get elected to Congress, but then again Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez did. Just to be on the safe side, we should all stock up on tank tops for a possible “bare arms ban.”
They can have my wife-beater when they pry it from my cold dead beer gut.
