¡Ay, Caramba! Joe Biden Thinks Beto O’Rourke Is Latino

Robert Francis O’Rourke is a super white rich elite hipster dufus who briefly ran for president as a demcrat before he figured out that people think he’s fun of crap. Mostly they think that because his lily white ass appropriated the Latino name “Beto.” Joe Biden has been tuned out for the past couple of centuries so he apparently thinks O’Rourke really is Latino and would like to include him as part of his diversity cabinet if he’s elected president. He won’t be elected president and Beto ain’t Latino, but this is Crazy Joe’s delusion world so let’s just enjoy the ride.

“If you are the nominee, would you consider Julian Castro or Beto O’Rourke as a running mate?” Biden was asked.

“Yes I would. I’d consider either or both of them,” replied Biden.

Already we have Joe Biden thinking he could have 2 VPs, so you know this is going to be awesome.

“Well look, I’ve spoke each and I spent some time talking ah. My plea to both of them is that they stay engaged. They are talented talented people and there are a number of Latinos that have endorsed our former secretary of interior, a whole lot of people who are gonna, I’m gonna she, I guarantee you that there gonna be Latinos in my cabinet,” said Biden.

That’s seriously incoherent, but Biden really does seem to think that Beto O’Rourke is Latino and he could possibly be a “minority” VP candidate or a diversity cabinet member.

In another appearance, Biden once again claimed there will be Latinos in his cabinet. Chances are he won’t have a cabinet because he won’t be elected and here’s a quote that will keep him from winning the presidency. He said this at the 6:56 mark of the video:

“Only people didn’t have a choice are people who came over on slips on chains on the floor are Afrin American community,” said Biden.

There is no need to put this into context. Joe Biden thinks pseudoephedrine came to America “on chains on the floor” and that’s nearly as crazy as him believing Beto O’Rourke is Latino.

How is this mumbly-mouthed weirdo the democratic party frontrunner? How is he a real person?

Early I pointed out that Biden is pretending to be black and joked that he should pick fake Indian Elizabeth Warren to be his running mate so it could be a full-on culturally appropriating ticket. Biden must read Def-Con news to get his ideas because he’s now floating fake Latino Beto o”Rourke as his potential VP. Biden should know that we are very sarcastic here at DCN, especially when it comes to democrats.