Joe Biden Tells White People He Was ‘Raised In The Black Church’

Joe Biden frequently tells people that he “comes from the black community” but that’s not nearly absurd enough so now he’s saying he was “raised in the black church.” Because “Crazy Joe” isn’t just a nickname, it was a crowd of mostly white people who he informed of his black church upbringing. He’s knows how to gaffe, he knows how to plagiarize, but he still has much to learn about pandering.

The Washington Examiner reports that Biden spoke to a group of “mostly white” people in Des Moines, Iowa on Sunday. This event was set up by the NAACP, which is probably where Biden’s confusion came from. Well, that and his senility. In any case, this is what he told the white folks:

“I have a lot of black support because that’s where I come from. I was raised in the black church, politically, not a joke,” said Biden.

For a guy who constantly says things aren’t a joke, he sure is funny. Not intentionally, mind you, but he is hilarious. Maybe he feels the need to remind people that what he says is not a joke because somewhere deep down inside he knows how ridiculous the things he says are.

Biden’s next words showed how truly scrambled his brains are. Either that or how racist he is.

“When I got into politics, I was the only white guy working on the east side, in the projects, because these were the guys I grew up with. These were the guys I worked with,” Biden said.

Apparently he thinks the projects are the black church, which even if he’s claiming insanity is still very offensive.

“People ask why do I have such overwhelming support from the African American community, because that’s what I’m part from. That’s where my political identity comes from. It’s the single most consistent political constituency I’ve ever had,” said Biden.

Joe Biden has been a city councilman for Wilmington, Delaware, one of the whitest cities in the country. He has been a U.S. Senator from Delaware, one of the whites states in the country. He has been the vice president of the United States, a white majority country. He has spent his entire political career representing mostly white people and yet somehow Biden claims that blacks have been his biggest constituency.

Getting back to that black church thing, people may point out that Biden is Roman Catholic and chances are there were few to no black people at his church. Don’t worry, Pious Joe has that covered. According to him he would, “go to a black church after regular mass every Sunday.”

Really? He went to 2 church services every Sunday? That sounds completely plausible for a white Irish Catholic boy in the 1940’s, 50’s, and 60’s. Not!

Everything Joe said is bullshit, but he’s full of shit so that’s not news. What makes this the most insane thing ever is how bad he is at pandering. I get it, he’s a democrat and he’s contractually obligated to pander the black vote. He knew this event was set up by the NAACP so he prepared some black pander material, but when he looked out at the crowd of mostly white people, he should have switched up his schtick. He’s so out of touch with reality, he can’t even tell the difference between a room full of black people and a room full of white people.

The evolution of Biden’s black vote pandering is pretty interesting though. He started out claiming he is from the black community and now that has become him being raised in the black church. By next week Biden will straight up, not a joke, claim he is a black man and anyone who questions this will get challenged to a push-up contest.