Jimi Hendrix, The Who, and Queen have never won a Grammy but those guys suck compared to Michelle Obama. The former first lady won a Grammy Sunday night, once again proving the Obamas are constantly handed accolades they don’t deserve. Even better, in their fawning coverage of Michelle’s undeserved win, CBS is basically handing her an Oscar, an Emmy, and a Tony. Hell, let’s give her a Nobel Prize for her important work in telling thirsty people to drink water.
Here’s a real headline from CBS (fake) News: Michelle Obama wins her first Grammy Award and inches closer to EGOT status
“EGOT” stands for Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. It is the expert opinion of CBS that Michelle Obama winning one of these awards means she’s close to bringing home all 4 statues.
If that’s the standard, Michelle Obama is only 3 goals away from scoring a hat-trick in the Stanley Cup Finals. She’s a mere 4 wins away from claiming the tennis grand slam. She’s only one X chromosome shy of being a female. She is truly the most amazing person to have ever lived.
Believe it or not, the CBS coverage of this was as sickening as the headline:
Michelle Obama can now add Grammy winner to her growing list of accolades after taking home a golden gramophone on Sunday. The former first lady won her first Grammy Award for best spoken word album for the audiobook version of her best-selling memoir, “Becoming.”
Fans were quick to point out that Mrs. Obama could be on her way to future EGOT status — the rare achievement of winning an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony Award.
But it wasn’t actually “fans” saying this, just Joe Biden:
Congrats @MichelleObama on winning a Grammy for telling your story with strength — and with grace. Jill and I are so thrilled for you. Just beat Barack to an EGOT, will ya? https://t.co/EpDsGz4KYj
— Joe Biden (Text Join to 30330) (@JoeBiden) January 27, 2020
No wonder Barack won’t endorse his former VP. All this guy does is talk shit about his former boss.
In reality, it was CBS that thinks Michelle’s Grammy win pretty much guarantees her the other 3 awards:
So far, only 15 superstar entertainers can brag of being EGOT winners. But [the Obama’s production company] has more projects in the works, so perhaps it’s possible an Emmy and Tony Award could eventually make their way to the Obamas’ collection.
And finally, CBS highlights how much stuff the Obamas have won that they don’t deserve:
Her golden statuette will have some company at home, since her husband, former President Barack Obama, already has two Grammy wins to his credit. He has won twice in the spoken word album category, first in 2006 for his memoir, “Dreams from My Father,” and again in 2008 for “The Audacity of Hope.”
They left out Barack’s BS Nobel peace prize and those 2 terms as POTUS that make no sense considering his previous complete lack of accomplishment.
At this rate Michele Obama will win World Series MVP, be inducted into the Pro Bowling Hall of Fame and be named Grand Poobah of the Loyal Order Of The Water Buffaloes. Once again the Obamas prove that being lazy and unremarkable leads to greatness if liberals love you.
