Body Cam Theater! Today’s Episode: “Crazy Eyes!”

The thugs are just lining up to die today! We’ve already seen one squeal like a pig after being shot in the chest by cops, so how about a BCT double feature? Here, a defiant thug got what he deserved in Anaheim, CA back on December 12 . . . a dirt nap!

The East Bay Times reports

Video shows deadly confrontation between man, California police

Anaheim police shot a man to death Dec. 12 after he wrestled a gun away from an officer, according to a video released by the Anaheim Police Department on Saturday, Jan. 25.

Until now, police have not publicly disclosed why they shot Taevonte Art Emmanuel.

Here’s Traevon, I mean, Taekwando, Teafortwo, Travelodge . . . well, I’m not sure how to spell it or pronounce it, but here’s the thug in question.

Look at those eyes! He’s got those crazy eyes! Kinda reminds me of someone. Wait, I know! It’s Eddie Murphy!

In one of his stand up routines Eddie did a bit about how to avoid fights with white people if you’re black, even if you can’t fight. This crazy eye thing was a big part of it. I think that Taevonte saw it but didn’t understand the eye thing was how to AVOID fights because he sure as hell started this one.

“He’s trying to take my gun – trying to take my gun,” the officer can be heard shouting on the video as he and two other officers fought the man. The officer’s uniform-mounted camera is pointed toward the ceiling of a parking garage during the fight, indicating that the officer was likely on his back. “He’s got it! He’s got it!” the officer then yells.

Moments later, at least six shots can be heard. Emmanuel, 34, of Anaheim, is then shown lying face down. He died at a hospital, Anaheim police said. No officers were reported shot.

Aaaaaaaaand, action! The confrontation with Toasterstrudle, I mean Taijutsu, damn! I mean Taevonte. Sorry. The confrontation with Taevonte begins at 6:49.

I apologize for the blurred out portions of his cadaver. He must have had a horrible head wound. 🙂

As for why they blurred out his ass is anyone’s call. Maybe he was one of those thugs who doesn’t know how to pull up his pants or maybe he crapped himself when he died.

Investigations by the Police Department and Orange County District Attorney’s Office are ongoing, Deputy Chief Rick Armendariz said in the video.

“We withhold judgment and do not draw any conclusions about whether or not our officers acted in a manner consistent with our policies and in accordance with the law until all the facts are known and the investigations are complete,” Armendariz said.

I’m not withholding judgement. This was justified!

Officers were called to an apartment complex near East Street and Lincoln Avenue about 10 p.m. when a woman reported that a man was screaming and banging on her door and windows, demanding to be let in. Officers learned that the man’s wife had taken refuge in the apartment after she said her husband hit her, causing her to bleed. The man and his wife left before officers arrived.

Emmanuel is later shown on a balcony, walking away from officers after they asked to speak with him. They caught up with him at the entrance to the underground garage, where he refused commands to sit down and later to allow himself to be handcuffed.

“I’m not putting my hands behind my back,” Emmanuel said.

Uh oh. This isn’t going to end well for Toby. My mistake. I meant to say, “Taevonte.”

Two officers then attempted to grab his arms. Emmanuel fought, and an officer shouted, “Stop resisting!” Moments later, the officer said Emmanuel was attempting to take his gun, and then said Emmanuel had it.

One officer then yells, “Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!” before the gunfire is heard. The video shows officers handcuffing the man and then providing medical attention until paramedics arrived.

Two of the officers’ cameras were knocked off their uniforms and landed lens-down during the fight, though they continued to record audio, Sgt. Jacob Gallacher said in the video. The officers’ names were not disclosed.

Emmanuel had convictions for drug and firearms violations, burglary, receiving stolen property and domestic violence, Armendariz said.

That’s quite a resume!! How proud your mother (I’m sure there is no father) must be!

In the end, Toboggan, make that Taiwan. Dammit! I apologize again! TAEVONTE (I think I’ve got it now) was a very bad man who won’t be harming any women anymore.

Oh, and you can see the Eddie Murphy video where he learned his “crazy eye” thing here: