Joe Biden Says New Hampshire Is Too White And Doesn’t Represent America

Just a day before the New Hampshire primary, Joe Biden is doing his best to come in last place again. His message to the voters of the Granite State is they are too white, racist, and do not represent America. Forget all of that “vote for someone else,” “lying dog-faced any soldier,” and “rub my hairy legs” stuff, he’s actually telling an entire state of voters to f*ck off. What’s the strategy here? Does he think if someone drops below 0% it resets back to the top at 100%?

Joe Biden finished a pathetic fourth place in the Iowa caucuses last week and polling shows he is headed for similar disaster in New Hampshire on Tuesday. He went on CBS This Morning in hopes of salvaging his doomed campaign and to improve his favorability. Instead he did that Crazy Joe thing. He was basically asked why he thinks he can win the democratic party nomination while performing so poorly in the first 2 primaries.

“Well because I bued (?) the beginning of this campaign being the first four, the first two caucuses and the first two primaries. Nothing’s going to happen until we get down to a place and around the country where there’s much more diversity,” said Biden.

Translation: Iowa and New Hampshire are too white to support the second whitest democrat in the race. Also, Joe seems to be under the impression that he’s already lost four state primaries.

Biden doubled-down on his strategy to alienate white people:

“No one has ever won the nomination as a democrat without getting overwhelming support from the Latino community and the African American community. We’re just getting in the game here,” continued Biden.

Since for most of their history democrats were slave owners and Jim Crow supporters, chances are most democratic party nominees got there on the strength of their white supporters. Where’s Politifact on this one?

The CBS host pointed out to Biden that no democrat has ever got the nomination by finishing out of the top 2 in both Iowa and New Hampshire. Biden was then asked why anyone from the other states should vote for him.

“Because the other voters out there represent a significant portion of the American people and they look like America. That’s the reason why,” Biden said.

Putting this all together, Biden says the people of Iowa and New Hampshire are too white and don’t look like real Americans. His message is that white people from these state are racist and don’t represent the country. You could also conclude that Biden is essentially saying that white people in general are not Americans.

Biden seems to think that he has a lock on all of the minority voters in other states and that will propel him to the democratic party nomination. He’s almost certainly wrong about his support but also, I wonder if he is aware there are white people living in places outside of Iowa and New Hampshire. He’s in for a big shock.

Biden finished up by listing all of the groups of people he is interested in “uniting” and there was one glaring omission:

“”I’m about uniting the country. Bringing everyone together. Brown. Black. Poor. Wealthy. Democrat. Republican,” said Biden.

So no whites? Got it.

This is even funnier because Biden thinks “brown” is the opposite of “black.” He contrasts other opposites like poor and wealthy and democrats and Republicans, but when it comes to race he goes with brown and black being diametrically opposed.

Biden’s bold strategy is to dismiss the white vote as irrelevant in a country that is 72% white. Of all the crazy stuff he says and does, this is by far the most insane.