The good news is Michelle Obama has finally come to terms with her unattractiveness. Unfortunately she’s still as full of crap as ever and blames her ugliness on racism and sexism rather than a bad gene pool. She is genuinely mad at this country for not at least pretending she isn’t a hideous beast. We have eyes, lady. I guess what’s she’s really pissed off about is that men in the United States have the gift of sight.
Michelle Obama was doing some who-gives-a-shit thing with Oprah Winfrey and like always, it was about the former first lady’s perpetual victimhood.
“We are so ridiculous as women. We don’t want to talk about our age, and then we want to act like we should look like we did when were 20, you know? When, I’m sorry, men you can look any kind of way. And it seems to be okay,” said Michelle.
I have news for her, she didn’t look any better at 20.
And you thought the mushroom cloud from a nuclear explosion was frightening.
Michelle went on to say it was “ridiculous” for anyone to judge her on her looks.
“People called me all kinds of things when I was campaigning for Barack, like it was a competition. They called me un-American, and this stuff sticks with you. Men talked about the size of my butt. There are people who were telling me I was angry. That stuff hurts, and it makes you sort of wonder, what are people seeing?” Michelle said.
She is angry, does have a big butt, and is un-American. She literally said that she had never been proud of this country until her husband Barack was elected president. That means for most of her life she was ashamed of this country, which is another way of saying she’s un-American.
Also, what men were talking about the size of her butt in 2008? Who are these people that participated in this fictitious competition to insult Michelle Obama? She doesn’t say but that’s probably due to the fact that she made it all up to get people to pity her.
Speaking of which, he’s that racism/sexism sob story I promised you:
“I’m a black woman in America. And you know, we’re not always made to feel beautiful. So there’s still that baggage that we carry, and not everyone can relate to that. But yes, there is baggage that I carry just like anybody else,” said Michelle.
See, America is sexist and racist because they don’t make black women feel as if they are beautiful. It’s not the “black” that makes Michelle Obama ugly and it’s not “woman” (debatable) that does it either. It’s actually the “ugly” that makes her ugly.
What makes this even dumber is that for the 8 years she was in the White House, the liberal media fawned over her saying how beautiful and glamorous she is, like we were all blind. There’s a genuine super-model FLOTUS right now that the liberal media only attacks, but ugly-ass Michelle was on the cover of every fashion magazine for two terms.
Michelle has this pretend-victimhood motivational speech thing going on. She says she was told she couldn’t go to college because she was female (again, debatable), she says she was the victim of racism, she says people made her feel ugly but was able to overcome it all and so can you. The truth is, she doesn’t want to motivate people, she just wants the attention. She wants people to feel sorry for her and her privileged life.
