Joe Biden lost Iowa by yelling at people to vote for somebody else. He lost New Hampshire by constantly confusing it with other states. He lost Nevada by telling voters they weren’t as American as illegal aliens. His strategy to lose South Carolina seems to be saying insane things. In one glorious Bidenesque day Crazy Joe he claimed he was running for Senate, negotiated a deal with a dead guy, and asked why anyone would need a hundred rounds in a bullet. I can’t wait to see what the plan is to tank on Super Tuesday.
Let’s start here because there’s a lot to cover:
What is wrong with Joe Biden?
No seriously, what is wrong? pic.twitter.com/GhsS09movP
— Matt Wolking (Text TRUMP to 88022) (@MattWolking) February 25, 2020
“Who in God’s name needs a hundred rounds in a bullet, in a clip, with a gun you have?”
Who indeed?
Let’s see I have this straight: There are a hundred rounds in the bullet and this hundred-round bullet goes in a clip, or perhaps the hundred rounds are clipped to the bullet, and then this massive thing goes in a gun I have?
I don’t have a gun like that, sorry. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t mind trying something like this out but I fear it doesn’t actually exist.
This is Biden saying, “I want to ban something I know nothing about.”
Next, Biden used his clairvoyant powers to negotiate with the dead:
Joe Biden claimed tonight that he worked with Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping on the Paris Climate Accord.
Except the current Chinese President is Xi Jinping.
Deng Xiapoing left office in 1992 and has been dead for 23 years. pic.twitter.com/ddEAmPhkZi
— Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) February 25, 2020
” And folks, one of the things I’m proudest of is getting passed, getting moved, getting control of the Paris Climate Accord. I’m the guy that came back after meeting with Deng Xiaoping and making the case that I believe China would join if we put pressure on them,” bragged Biden.
Deng Xiaoping was the Chinese leader behind the Tiananmen Square massacre. He retired in 1992 and died 5 years later, which was 19 years before the Paris Climate Accord and 11 years before Biden was VP. Also he didn’t negotiate that crappy deal, John Kerry did.
On the positive side, Biden does have right to be proud if he successfully contacted a guy who has been dead sine 1997. On the negative side, he is bragging about working with a murderous communist dictator, which he tells us is a bad thing.
Lastly, Biden demonstrates that his brain is a Spam and cheese omelette:
This is so sad.
Here @JoeBiden says to the crowd in South Carolina that he is “running for the United States Senate” and that if they don’t like him they can “vote for the other Biden.”
I honestly wish he would’ve retired & not subjected himself to the rigors of this campaign. pic.twitter.com/mygFnsrdjC
— Shaun King (@shaunking) February 25, 2020
“Where I come from, you don’t get far unless you ask. My name’s Joe Biden. I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over. If you like what you see, help out. If not, vote for the other Biden,” said Biden.
Do we really need a fact-check on this one? Maybe a wellness-check, but come on, man.
It’s obvious to everyone, except Crazy Joe, that he’s not running for the Unites States Senate. The biggest clue for Joe should have been that he’s from Delaware and if he were running for Senate, he wouldn’t be campaigning in South Carolina. Actually, maybe he would. He has no idea where any of the states are.
I’m more intrigued by this “other Biden” thing. There’s another Biden running for Senate? Is it Hunter? If that’s the case, he’s really going to siphon off the crack dealer and stripper vote from his papa.
Biden said where he comes from you don’t get far unless you ask for help. Clearly it’s time he asked for help or better yet, for his friends and family to hold an intervention. People occasionally misspeak, but with Biden he only occasionally makes sense. There is something wrong with his brain and at this point it’s cruel to let him continue to publicly make an ass of himself.
