Both Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar, who were running viable campaigns, dropped out of the democratic primary race right before Super Tuesday to endorse Joe Biden. Crazy Joe has already accidentally admitted that he bribed Buttigieg to drop out with a promise of a spot in his cabinet if he’s elected. Now it appears that Biden’s bribe to Klobuchar was a promise of being his vice president pick. The angry man/woman accidentally let it slip that she may be a part of Biden’s 2020 ticket.
Not only did Klobuchar fall on her sword for Biden, she’s out there campaigning for him. Yesterday she let this slip at a campaign rally in Michigan:
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A slip this morning by Sen. Amy Klobuchar during a campaign event for Joe Biden in Grand Rapids.
“I could not think of a better way to end my candidacy, as hard as it was to do with our beloved staff and everyone else, than to join the tick—“ pic.twitter.com/KZvzqNzkUJ
— Mikenzie Frost (@MikenzieFrost) March 7, 2020
“I could not think of a better way to end my candidacy, as hard as it was to do with our beloved staff and everyone else, than to join the ticket,” said Klobuchar.
A “ticket” in relation to a presidential campaign is 1) a presidential candidate and 2) a vice presidential running mate. Since Klobuchar was at a Joe Biden rally and said she ended her own campaign to join Biden’s “ticket” that means she is, or at least thinks she is, Crazy Joe’s VP.
Klobuchar realized that she said the quiet part out loud and tried desperately to play it off as a joke.
“Kidding…Guys, I was going to say than to join the terrific, the terrific, terrific campaign of Joe Biden,” Klobuchar said.
You know this is a lie because Biden’s campaign has been anything but terrific. The only reason why he’s having any success is because he coerced better candidates to drop out and is facing an avowed socialist.
Quid Pro Joe must have also bribed Kamala Harris because the woman who once called him a racist is now endorsing him too:
.@JoeBiden has served our country with dignity and we need him now more than ever. I will do everything in my power to help elect him the next President of the United States. pic.twitter.com/DbB2fGWpaa
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) March 8, 2020
Standing on front of a stark brick wall, Harris endorsed Joe Biden in a scene reminiscent of an ISIS beheading video.
“I have decided that I am, with great enthusiasm, going to endorse Joe Biden for President of the United States,” Harris said.
Harris continually looks nervously off camerawomen like there is someone holding a gun to her miniature schnauzer’s head to make sure she gives the endorsement properly.
“I believe in Joe. I really believe in him and I have known him for a long time. One of the things we need right now is we need who really does care about the people and who can therefore unify the people. And I believe Joe can do that. I am supporting Joe because I believe that he is a man who has lived his life with great dignity. He is a public servant who has always worked for the best of who we are as a nation, and we need that right now,” said Harris.
You know this is a lie because Joe Biden life has been anything but dignified. He dropped an f-bomb on the passage of Obamacare, sniffs women’s hair, and lets little kids rub his hairy legs in the swimming. Sadly those are some of the more dignified things he’s ever done.
It’s even more of a lie considering Harris questioned Biden’s civil rights record and basically called him a racist at one of the early democratic primary debates and now she’s saying he’ll be a strong civil right leader that will unite all of the races.
The question is, what did Biden promise Harris in exchange for the endorsement. He has said that he was leaning toward choosing a women of color as his running mate and Kamala fits that bill. But what about Klobuchar? She thinks she’s got the VP slot as well.
My guess is Biden is using this as a really creepy pick-up line. “Gimme 2 hair-sniffs, 1 peepee-touch, and I’ll make you my VP, baby.”
