Look out, Antifa. Your favorite pastime might actually be a hate crime. The leftist terrorist group known to sucker-punch random strangers they think look like Nazis, might want to steer clear of the State of Illinois, where this activity is frowned upon. An elementary school teacher was arrested and charged with a hate crime for assaulting an elderly women of German descent while calling her a “f*cking Nazi.” This is the most unexpected thing to happen all year.
ABC 7 Chicago reports that 45-year-old Nancy Sweeney attacked an 87-year-old woman of German descent who lived in the same apartment complex. The victim, whose name hasn’t been released, was exercising in a parking garage shared by all residents and that for some reason sent Sweeny into a rage.
Sweeney hit the octogenarian in the face with her purse, sending the victim to the ground. After knocking the the elderly woman down, Sweeny called her a “f*cking Nazi.” The victim suffered bruises and cuts to the face and body.
Much like her “anti-fascist” counterparts in Antifa, Sweeny appears to be very confused about what fascism actually is. Beating the hell out of an old woman for exercising is something a Nazi would do, while using a shared space to get in shape is not.
Sweeny was arrested and charged with felony aggravated battery and felony hate crime. While it may seem that the hate crime is related to the woman’s age, it was not. The aggravated battery charge was for assaulting a person over the age of 60. The hate crime charge was separate and appears to be related to the woman’s ancestry.
Punching a Nazi, or at least attacking someone you think is a Nazi because of German ancestry is a hate crime in Illinois. That’s positively shocking since hate crime laws don’t apply to white people of European descent ever.
The story gets crazier because Sweeny is a 4th grade teacher in Park Ridge, Illinois. The Daily Herald reports that she has been put on paid administrative leave while the school district investigates. Chances are if she’d beat the snot out of an elderly woman for exercising, she probably kick the crap out of some 10-year-olds for messing up the state capitols.
And finally, check out the mugshot:
If you didn’t already know the story and saw that mug, you’d probably think the headline was: “Florida Woman On Meth Castrates Boyfriend For Eating The Last Moonpie.”
Still, I’m going to guess this Nazi-punching kook voted for Hillary in 2016 and is torn between Crazy Joe and Comrade Bernie in 2020 because Trump’s reign of awesomeness must be defeated.
While Antifa may want to avoid Illinois due to this sudden outbreak of sanity in hate crime enforcement, they can rest assured that punching anyone who looks like a Nazi in Portland, Oregon is not only legal but encouraged.
