When it’s a short trip to the land of insanity, it really doesn’t take much to make liberals lose their minds. Yesterday, My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell appeared at a coronavirus update with President Trump and committed his company to make 50,000 masks a day to help fight the pandemic. How dare he! Judging by the liberal response, you’d think President Trump did a press conference with a convicted rapist. Sorry, the My Pillow guy is conservative so he doesn’t have those sexual assault allegations like a democrat.
Here’s a thing that should make people feel good during a shitty time:
It was an honor to be part of the coronavirus briefing today at the @WhiteHouse with our great president @realDonaldTrump! https://t.co/2RdDEhOkZf
— Mike Lindell (@realMikeLindell) March 30, 2020
But since liberals are incapable of feeling good, they lashed out with rage and hatred. Here’s former conservative and current never-Trump liberal-bitch Tom Nichols snarking it up:
Well, imagine my relief that the My Pillow guy is on the job
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) March 30, 2020
For the record, Tom Nichols is not contributing in any way to the coronavirus fight, but he is attacking those who are. What an asshole.
Speaking of assholes, check out Samantha Bee:
My Pillow is now making highly absorbent pillows so you can cry yourself to sleep after watching this press conference.
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) March 30, 2020
Interestingly enough, Samantha Bee can also use a My Pillow to cry in when Trump wins reelection in November. These pillows are f*cking amazing!
MSNBC host Al Velshi was beside himself with grief that Lindell’s company was pitching in to help in this time of crisis:
Trump just called the “My Pillow” guy up to the podium in the Rose Garden. You cannot make this stuff up.
— Ali Velshi (@AliVelshi) March 30, 2020
Didn’t Obama try to get the guy who invented the Snuggie to help stop global warming? Maybe I’m making that up, but it sounds plausible, right?
CNN fake newser Oliver Darcy was also clutching his pearls at the sight of a helpful private company:
CNN cuts away from the White House coronavirus briefing when Trump invites the My Pillow guy up to the podium to talk.
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) March 30, 2020
Can you imagine being proud that your network cut off a presidential press conference during a national emergency because they didn’t want people to see the private sector contributing to the relief effort? I’m starting to understand why nobody trusts CNN.
Politicus USA clown Sarah Reese Jones saw an actual Constitutional crisis with My Pillow making masks for first responders and medical personnel:
My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell says God put Trump in the White House and tells people to read the Bible while standing behind a presidential seal on government property in a clear violation of the separation of church and state. pic.twitter.com/ND7onUwQZk
— Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) March 30, 2020
Is it weird that a lefty journalist doesn’t know that the separation of church and state isn’t in the Constitution? Or that a guy who makes pillows for living being at the White House doesn’t violate anything that’s actually in the Constitution?
Vox’s Aaron Rupert was also pissed that a Christian is allowed to help in the coronavirus battle:
The My Pillow guy Mike Lindell says this: “God gave us grace on November 8, 2016, to change the course we were on. God had been taken out of our schools & lives, a nation had turned its back on God. I encourage you to use this time at home to get back in the word. Read our Bible” pic.twitter.com/tRdlubE08u
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 30, 2020
Funny, I don’t remember Vox having a spastic fit when Obama hosted jihadi anti-semitic Muslims at the White House. Also don’t remember those Muslims offering to help this country with anything.
To answer the question: what does it take to explode liberal heads? The answer is a helpful Christian guy who makes pillows for a living.
If you are keeping score: conservatives are outraged that democrats are trying to use the coronavirus to push gun control, that democrats are trying to use the coronavirus to push socialism, and that China lied and allowed this plague to spread across the globe. Liberals are outraged by pillows.
