They wouldn’t call him Fake News Fredo if he was on the level or the good brother. CNN anchor Chris Cuomo claims to have been infected with the coronavirus but something seems awfully fishy about it. Speaking of which, didn’t Fredo end up sleeping with the fishes? In any case, there’s much that needs to be explained in Cuomo’s alleged COVID-19 infection and quarantine.
Here’s a timeline of seemingly impossible events:
March 31 – Chris Cuomo announces that he has been diagnosed with the coronavirus and is experiencing symptoms. He says he’s going to quarantine himself in his basement. He does however continue to do his SirusXM radio show as well as continued appearances on CNN.
April 12 – 12 days after self-quarantining himself, Cuomo is spotted 60 miles away from his basement on a property in South Hampton playing with his wife and kids and a mystery woman. Cuomo got into it with a bicyclist who tried to remind the CNN stooge about the social distancing rules. Cuomo made mention of this confrontation during his rant about how much he hates his job.
April 15 – 3 days after frolicking in public with his wife and kids, Cuomo announces that his wife has tested positive for the coronavirus and is symptomatic.
April 20 – 5 days after his wife was diagnosed with coronavirus, Cuomo claims she’s better and both have been “cleared by the CDC.”
Check out this dramatic video of Cuomo emerging from his basement quarantine for the first time in almost 4 weeks, if you don’t count when he he went out to play on Easter Sunday:
Here’s the very moment @ChrisCuomo emerged from his basement, where he’s been riding out coronavirus for the last several weeks. pic.twitter.com/tugkXCGZD7
— Cuomo Prime Time (@CuomoPrimeTime) April 21, 2020
After pretending to cough on his wife, because he still has the moronovirus, Cuomo declares the both he and she have been cleared by the CDC.
“She was cleared by the CDC. She doesn’t have a fever, she doesn’t have the symptoms anymore. More than 7 days from the quarantine,” claimed Cuomo.
Right off the bat, we can spot an obvious lie. Cuomo’s wife was diagnosed with coronavirus and symptomatic on April 15. He then claims that she has been symptom-free for 7 days on April 20, which is not 7 days, it’s 5.
Also, how does one go about getting cleared by the CDC in a self-impose basement quarantine? Did the CDC make a special trip out to Cuomo’s house to clear him and his wife? I don’t the answers to these questions, but it certainly sounds like a load of shit.
Cuomo never stopped working while he supposedly had coronavirus and he even took day trips far from his home to play with his wife and kids. Couple that with the clear lie about his and his wife’s recovery and it adds up to a fake COVID-19 infection.
The question is why would someone fake having the coronavirus? Well, there are several answers and they probably all apply:
1. Cuomo probably thinks him having the coronavirus makes President Trump look bad.
2. He’s hoping to win awards for his “courage” in reporting while infected.
3. Most of all, he’s Fake News Fredo.
Unfortunately for Cuomo, just like Fredo, he’s not very good. This guy can’t even pull off a proper coronavirus hoax. Just imagine the shame of being this bad at being full of shit.
