Too Many People Close To Trump Have COVID-19 For It To Be A Coincidence

A couple of days ago Def-Con News floated the idea that deep state spooks were infecting people in Trump’s orbit with the coronavirus with hopes of giving it to the President. It’s not as crazy as it sounds given the sheer number of people near Trump who have come down with the virus and it just got a whole lot less crazy because even more are COVID-19 positive. There are simple too many people close to President Trump with this disease for it to be a coincidence.

On Friday, Katie Miller, wife of White House aid Stephen Miller and press secretary for VP Mike Pence, announced she had tested positive for the coronavirus, Fox News reported.

On Saturday CNN reported that the President’s daughter, Ivanka’s personal assistant has also tested positive for COVID-19. Making this one super-suspicious the assistant has been in self-isolation for 2 months and then suddenly came down with coronavirus.

Also on Saturday, Yahoo! News dropped this bombshell:

Document reveals Secret Service has 11 current virus cases, as concerns about Trump’s staff grow

Multiple members of the U.S. Secret Service have tested positive for COVID-19, the disease caused by the coronavirus, according to Department of Homeland Security documents reviewed by Yahoo News.

In March, the Secret Service, which is responsible for the protection of President Trump and other leaders, acknowledged that a single employee tested positive in March. However the problem is currently far more widespread, with 11 active cases at the agency as of Thursday evening, according to a daily report compiled by the DHS.

According to the DHS document, along with the 11 active cases there are 23 members of the Secret Service who have recovered from COVID-19 and an additional 60 employees who are self-quarantining.

This is on top of President Trump’s valet, the guy that brings his food, testing positive for COVID-19 earlier in the week.

President Trump is the most secure person in the entire world and new cases of coronavirus are dropping off in this country. It seems a bit odd that suddenly everyone around Trump is testing positive for this disease, doesn’t it? Also let’s not forget that nobody close to a democrat has gotten the coronavirus.

So what’s the plan here? Maybe Never-Trumper pseudo-conservative Bill Kristol can fill us in:

Hey, the Russian collusion hoax didn’t work out and the Ukraine “bribery” scam coup attempt failed, so maybe this is plan “C.” Actually they’re probably down to plan “S” or “T” at this point as there have been too many hare-brained attempts to get Trump out of office to keep track of.

Like most previous attempts to take Trump out, this is a pretty good indicator that the left has no faith in Joe Biden’s ability to beat the President in the November election.

In a weird kind of way, Crazy Joe being COVID-free proves the conspiracy to infect President Trump. Biden is the complete opposite of a social distancer, always poking, rubbing, and sniffing people and he spends a lot of time picking his nose and sucking on people’s fingers. If Joe doesn’t have the coronavirus, how is it possible that dozens of people close to the President, who are careful and responsible, do?