Trump Says Pelosi Is A Sick Woman With A Lot Of Mental Problems

Yesterday Nancy Pelosi called President Trump “morbidly obese” and today the President hit back by saying the House Speaker is a sick woman with a lot of mental problems. If this were a 90’s sitcom, everyone would be yelling “just kiss, already.” Thankfully this is not an episode of Friends because the country is already sick enough with the coronavirus and doesn’t need that additional wretch-inducer. Also thankfully, this Trump/Pelosi feud is a hell of lot more entertaining that anything with David Schwimmer in it.

Pelosi started this last night when she reacted to the news that President Trump was talking hydroxychloroquine by saying, “As far as the President is concerned, the uh, he’s our President and I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and his, shall we say, weight group — morbidly obese, they say, so I think it’s not a good idea.”

On Tuesday during a press conference a hard-hitting journalist asked the President what he thought about Pelosi calling him morbidly obese.

“I don’t respond to her, I think she’s a waste of time,” replied Trump.

Later in the press conference, Trump had a little more to say about Pelosi, though not specifically in relation to her recent attack.

“Pelosi is a sick woman. She’s got a lot of problems, a lot of mental problems,” said Trump.

Does this guy know Nancy Pelosi or what?

Trump was actually talking about how the democrats have a tendency to label and discredit their enemies as “Russian assets” like Tulsi Gabbard and Jill Stein, so this astute observation of Pelosi was not because she called him morbidly obese.

Democrats also have a tendency to ignore facts, so Pelosi went on MSNBC to complain that Trump called her crazy because she called him fat.

The crapfest started off with host Nicolle Wallace claiming that Trump really is morbidly obese, even though he is not, and then asked Pelosi if she knew she’d get a reaction from the President, even though she didn’t.

“I didn’t know that he would be so sensitive. He’s always talking about other people’s le livre du poids, their weight, their pounds,” said Pelosi.

When has Trump talked about other people’s weight? I know he called Rosie O’Donnell a pig, but that wasn’t necessarily about her weight as it was her general disgustingness. The President certainly doesn’t always talk about people’s weight, which makes Pelosi a liar. Also, why the hell is Pelosi speaking French?

She then went on to prove Trump’s point that she has a lot of mental problems as well.

“I don’t even really want to spend more time on his distraction because as you see in the last couple of days so much of the time has been spent on what he said rather than that, I think he should recognize his words weigh a ton. Instead of telling people to put Lysol into their lungs or taking a medication that’s not been approved except under certain circumstances,” said Pelosi. “But let’s not dwell on him.”

Let’s see how many mental problems we can glean from this one statement.

Pelosi says she doesn’t want to dwell on Trump and yet dwells on him because she has a compulsive obsession with the President.

Pelosi is mad that people are paying attention to Trump and not her so she’s also has an inferiority complex.

Pelosi thinks that Trump told people to put Lysol in their lungs, which he never did, so she’s delusional.

Pelosi claims the hydroxychloroquine is not an approved drug even though it has been approved for decades, so she’s a pathological liar.

Pelosi can’t form complete sentences or cohesive thoughts so she has dementia, better know as Joe Biden Syndrome.

Pelosi randomly spoke in French so she may also have a Napoleon complex. Not that she’s upset about being short, that she actually thinks she’s Napoleon.

If it was Pelosi’s goal to go on MSNBC and prove Trump was wrong about her having mental problems, she failed. Almost as badly as she failed at proving quid pro quo/extortion/bribery in the sham impeachment/coup attempt against the President.

What she did prove however is that democrats really suck at backing up their crazy claims and outrageous statements. Then again, we already knew that.