A solid argument from freedom-loving pro-gun rights folks is that since liberals don’t know what the hell they are talking about when it comes to firearms, maybe they shouldn’t be trying to ban them. A feminist kook tried to take this argument and flip it around for abortion by saying that if men don’t know all the parts of the female reproductive system they can’t legislate on abortion. Actually, what this hairy armpitted misandrist said was if men can’t identify the fallopian tubes, she gets to ban guns, which is much much dumber.
And with that here’s Feminist Emily:
oh, i don’t know enough about guns to demand regulation?
label this diagram for me, i’ll wait. pic.twitter.com/NqEUGXKKXg
— Emily (@FeminemiIy) May 20, 2020
There’s a lot wrong with this take, but the biggest is that everyone understands how babies are made, but liberals don’t have the slightest clue how guns work. They call semi-autos “machine guns.” They want to ban guns with “that shoulder thingy that goes up.” They think plastic accessories increased the lethality of a firearm. Joe Biden thinks there is a magazine that holds a “hundred clips in it” and says we’re not allowed to have them. Bide also thinks there is a bullet that holds a “hundred rounds” in it and again wants to ban them.
This is on par with pro-life people thinking babies come from storks or wanting to ban high-capacity assault ovaries capable of firing a thousand eggs per second. Nobody who is against abortion thinks crazy shit like that, but the anti-gunners have similar misconceptions about firearms.
Some pro-life people might not be able to identify a fallopian tube on a diagram, but they do know that the male sperm fertilizes the female egg and 9 months later a baby pops out. Well, that happens as long as the baby isn’t aborted. The point is, people who are opposed to abortion know how human reproduction works, but people opposed to gun ownership have now idea how firearms function.
Plus, do you think Joe Biden or Shannon Watts could identify all of these parts:
I’m pretty sure #113B is the rocket launcher, but where the hell is the chainsaw bayonet?
That being said, I’ve decided to take a crack at Feminist Emily’s diagram with no cheating by looking on Wikipedia:
1. The box a penis comes in. Save this and the receipt incase you want to exchange it.
2. Looks like a valve stem to me. That’s probably how you inflate a woman and make a baby bump.
3. No man’s land.
4. University of Texas mascot. Hook ‘em horns!
5. Deadman’s curve.
6. Jar Jar Bink’s left eyelash.
7. Jar Jar Binks’ left eye.
8. The Jersey Shore. Sperms are here!
How’d I do?
The last and easily biggest problem with this and all lame guns/abortion comparisons is that there is a Constitutional amendment guaranteeing the right to keep and bear arms, while only a poorly ruled Supreme Court decision legalizing abortion. There are restrictions on gun ownership so why should abortions be completely unregulated?
