Liberals don’t care if Joe Biden is a rapist. Liberals don’t care if Joe Biden is a racist. They do care that President Trump is taking an FDA-approved drug and think it makes him worse than Hitler, which is to say, liberals are WTF? personified. Here’s some other WTF? people who may or may not be liberals:
Headliner of the Week
Prolapsing VIC “anus” economy engulfs shrieking Pallas
I’m afraid Ponzi Pallas is at fault. It’s all well and good to whine about the structure of Victoria’s services anus economy now. But for years we have warned and mocked it for being little more than a mass immigration Ponzi scheme which has driven up input costs and the Australian dollar such that anything other than the population-fed fluff economy could not compete. Manufacturing has flown out the door (to China) while the return “export” of education added no value. Literally nothing to its percentage of growth. What did take market share of GDP was banking, construction, health and professionals (think massage parlours and hairdressers) that have surged, beautifully illustrating all that matters to the mass immigration model. Warm bodies not to teach but leach off:
In the U.S. it’s either a bear or bull market. In Australia it’s prolapsing anus or randy rectum.
Gardener of the Week
English police find giant penis drawing in field while searching for suspect
A British police department found a giant penis-shaped design mowed into a field when the drone team was searching for a suspect.
The Devon and Cornwall police drone operators shared the shocking display on their Facebook pageSaturday.
“It’s absolutely amazing what you see from the air and sometimes we’re caught a bit off guard!” the post read.
“Whilst in West Cornwall and searching for an offender who’d recently run off from police, we came across this unusual piece of artwork in a field, taking us completely by surprise!”
The post attracted an amused crowd. “Was the suspect’s name Richard?” one commenter joked.
Another Facebook user commented: “Must be a hardened criminal.”
It’s unclear if the department caught the suspect that fled from them.
“If you build it, they will come.” – Field of Creams
Tester of the Week
Naked Harlem ‘killer’ allegedly cut off boyfriend’s testicles
The naked Queens man charged with murdering his boyfriend Saturday allegedly chopped up the victim’s testicles, sources said.
Aljo Mrkulic, 31, was taken into custody after a struggle with first responders at about 4:25 a.m. Saturday, and now faces first-degree murder, arson, and assault charges in the macabre stabbing death of 30-year-old Christopher Rodriguez, who police sources identified as his boyfriend.
Mrkulic, who waited naked for first responders to arrive at the 409 East 120th Street murder scene, was wearing a light blue hospital gown and pants as police escorted him out of Harlem’s 25th Precinct stationhouse Sunday morning, the first photos since he was taken into custody.
Police said the bloody stabbing was caught on a building surveillance camera, which allegedly shows Mrkulic dragging Rodriguez into the ninth-floor hallway and “strike him across the torso and neck with an unknown weapon,” according to a police report.
Rodriguez’ body was found in the hallway “with his testicles mangled, his stomach partially cut open,” and multiple stab wounds.
Police said Mrkulic was blocking the scene and fought with cops when they arrived, allegedly biting two officers before he was taken into custody.
Video footage obtained by The Post showed Mrkulic completely naked with a tattooed buttocks and a bloody face carried out of the building by police. He was later strapped on a stretcher and taken away by ambulance.
Maybe the victim was his nutty buddy.
Squeezer of the Week
Thug jailed for spitting blood and squeezing policeman’s testicles
A newly released prisoner has been sent back to jail after he crushed a policeman’s testicles and spat blood into his mouth.
Stephen Cook had only been out of prison for a few hours when he attacked two police and paramedics who were trying to help him after he collapsed outside a job centre.
He woke up while being treated and immediately spat at the paramedic before attacking both police officers inside the ambulance.
He grabbed one by the testicles and squeezed so hard that the constable later passed out through the pain. He only let go when he was repeatedly punched in the face.
He carried on resisting even after he was handcuffed and dragged a sharp edge of one cuff down the officer’s arm, causing a 20 centimetre gash.
He kicked the second policeman in the face and he was left with a broken bone in his right hand which he sustained during the struggle.
Cook had only been released from Exeter Prison about four hours earlier and had gone out drinking straight away.
By 1 pm he was so drunk that he passed out, cutting his hand on a broken beer bottle in the process.
You squeeze fruit to see if they’re fresh, not nuts.
Beggar of the Week
Florida teacher who sexually abused students begs judge for castration
A former Florida teacher who pleaded guilty to sexually abusing students begged a judge to castrate him as punishment — but was instead sentenced to 12 years behind bars, according to a report.
Mark Lua, 32, made the unusual request to have his testicles removed in order to dodge prison time in Pensacola court Wednesday…
“My actions were despicable,” Lua told First Circuit Judge Thomas Dannheisser. “I do believe that punishment is necessary, and I am requesting chemical castration not only as a punishment but as an act of solidarity to show how sorry I am for everything.”
He added, “If your honor is so inclined, I am even willing to undergo physical castration if that way I can stay home and raise my daughter.”
But the judge ignored his request before handing down the sentence, along with 15 years of probation.
Lua, a former English teacher at Booker T. Washington High School in Pensacola, had sex with an underage girl and sexually assaulted an 18-year-old former student, according to prosecutors. He is accused of coercing a third student to send him a sexually explicit video.
Beggars can’t be choosers but they can be losers.
Filler of the Week
Man who super-glued wife’s vagina after filling it with pepper, onion, salt arrested in a shrine
According to the police, James Kifo Muriuki who accused his wife of infidelitypersuaded her to move from their Marimanti township home, fearing that he would be arrested after having travelled from Nairobi where there is a lockdown.
On reaching Kathita River, the man who threatened to kill his wife ordered her to undress. When the poor woman refused to comply with his orders, the angry man descended on her with blows amidst threats to stab her with the knife he was holding.
“They both went and on reaching River Kathita, he ordered her to remove all her clothes so that she may tell him all the men she had slept with while he was at Nairobi,” the police report read in part.
Tharaka South Police Commander, Kiprop Rutto said the suspect then filled his wife’s private parts with pepper, salt and onions, using a sharp knife.
As if that was not heartless enough, he used superglue mixed with sand to ‘seal’ off her private part and used the same mixture to glue the woman’s ears and mouth before fleeing from the scene.
Muriuki went into hiding after committing the offence but has been reportedly arrested in his hideout at Kaningo in Kitui County where he was seeking help from a witch doctor.
Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) is reported as saying the witch doctor has also been arrested.
I told the witch doctor I glued my wife’s pussy. Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Cleaner of the Week
Breast-baring woman busted by cops in Vero Beach
A woman who said she was cleaning her garage with her breasts exposed evidently got little support from Indian River County sheriff’s deputies, according to an arrest affidavit.
Deputies on May 1 encountered the 56-year-old woman on First Place Southwest in Vero Beach after they responded to a report of someone exposing sexual organs.
A neighbor told investigators she and her young children were outside playing when the woman stood in her driveway with her breasts displayed.
The alleged bosom baring woman walked “back and forth around her car with her breasts exposed,” the report states.
The woman is accused of “pounding” on a recycling bin to ensure the neighbor and her children were looking. The neighbor also said the woman started blaring her car stereo.
When deputies arrived, the woman had a tan tank top tucked under her chest, exposing her top.
She declined to cover herself, noting she was inside her garage, but eventually she did cover herself.
She said she was cleaning out her garage.
“I asked why she was cleaning her garage with her breasts showing and she stated that she was allowed to,” the report states.
The deputy explained she wasn’t allowed to be in her driveway with her breasts visible to the neighbors.
You have the right to keep and bear arms, not bare breasts.
Bigger of the Week
White Model Who Identifies as Black Brags About Her Even ‘Bigger and Firmer’ Breasts
German model Martina Big has been on a quest for the last few years to transition into a Black woman.
This includes enhancing her Caucasian features with multiple plastic surgeries and melanin injections to achieve her look. She has also had her breast implants modified so she can keep “filling them up” without the need for any more surgery…
Big wants her breasts to ultimately be twice the size of the current world record holder.
Speaking to German newspaper Bild, Martina said: “Each of my breasts weighs over eight kilos (17.6 lbs).
“I regularly train my back and chest muscles. I also wear special, custom-made bras,” she added.
Big had her implants modified to hold 20,000ml per breast, making them the “largest in the world.”
“Since my operation a year ago, I have had eleven fill-ups,” she said.
“My current size is 7,800 ml per breast. That corresponds to a theoretical bra size of 70T.
“But that’s not enough for me. I will continue to fill my breasts,” Big added.
I think Joe Biden has finally found his running mate.
Pusher of the Week
Eyewitness Account: When Sumedh Saini ordered to push stick in Balwant Singh Multani’s anus
The case of enforced disappearance of Balwant Singh Multani is in news these days due to registration of a fresh FIR against Ex-DGP Sumedh Saini in Mataur police station of Mohali. Balwant Singh Multani was abducted and brutally murdered at the behest of Sumedh Saini on December 11, 1991 following an attack on him.
In an interview with senior journalist Kanwar Sandhu in 2015, former police cop Gurmeet Pinky, also known as Pinky Cat, had revealed that Sumedh Saini had ordered his subordinate to push the stick in the anus of Balwant Singh Multani during interrogation in the police station of Sector-17 of Chandigarh. “After some hesitation, Inspector Malik followed the order of Saini due to which Balwant Singh Multani died on the spot,” Pinky added.
Later, Balwant Singh Multani’s dead body was disposed off by Sumedh Saini and he was shown killed in an encounter.
Gurmeet Pinky was present on the spot when Sumedh Saini was committing inhuman torture on Balwant Singh Multani.
India shocker: 2 in the Pinky Cat, one in the stinky slat.
Picker of the Week
Doctors remove toothpick from female patient’s anus
Dr. Ly Nhu Thanh from the hospital said the patient, named T., 48, from Quang Nam Province, was taken to the hospital on Wednesday with severe pain and bleeding from her anus.
An endoscopy showed a 2cm object was struck in the patient’s rectum, causing bleeding, he said.
Doctors were able to remove the toothpick from the patient’s anus, and she has been recovering well following the procedure.
The patient said she used a toothpick after dinner at home on Wednesday, but kept it in her mouth during the night.
Doctors said the patient had swallowed the toothpick while she was sleeping.
They suggested that dental floss could be used instead of a toothpick to avoid damage to gums, as well as related injuries and accidental swallowing.
What, do you got a stick up your ass, lady?
Dangler of the Week
Tall Man Wearing Short Shorts Prompts Call to Police
A man wearing shorts that apparently did not fully cover his genitals prompted calls to police Wednesday in the Donaldson Run neighborhood.
Arlington County Police were dispatched to the area of Zachary Taylor Park, on the 2900 block of Military Road, around 11:30 a.m. and again shortly after 1 p.m. Callers described a tall man who was exposing himself, in sight of children.
On Nextdoor, one poster said her daughters encountered a tall man “with very short athletic shorts and tattoos on his legs.”
“He had short hair and an athletic build and was listening to headphones,” she wrote in a post sent to ARLnow. “The shorts did not cover much if you get my drift! I reported it to the police.”
ACPD spokeswoman Ashley Savage said officers located the man but were unable to find evidence of a crime.
“At approximately 1:18 p.m., police were dispatched to the report of an exposure involving a subject with a similar description to the earlier call for service in the same area,” Savage said. “Officers located an individual matching the description and made contact with him, however, he denied having exposed himself. The reporting party was no longer on scene and did not wish to respond to the Magistrate’s Office to swear out warrants. The incident was documented by responding officers.”
Getting away with indecent exposure due to lack of evidence can’t be a confidence booster.
Rider of the Week
Man arrested for sexually assaulting ponies in Delaware, police say
After a lengthy investigation, police in Delaware have arrested a man who allegedly sexually abused ponies, according to New Castle County police.
Police say their investigation began in February after multiple ponies were injured at New Castle County Carousel Park and Equestrian Center in Delaware.
During one incident, police say a 17-year-old black and white mare was found to be injured and had difficulty breathing.
During a later date, a 20-year-old mare was found with a cord tied around its rear legs, police say.
Video captured the suspect wearing a dark jacket during some of the assaults, but police say they were unable to identify him.
Police say on April 20, a 31-year-old brown mare was found to be sexually assaulted. Due to clothing covering on the suspect’s face, officers were still unable to identify him.
After enhancing the electronic surveillance equipment, police were able to make an arrest.
Michael Riego, 31, was allegedly observed tying up the rear legs of a pony around midnight on May 21.
Upon arrival, police found Riego hiding in the corner of the stall and taken into custody.
Riego is being charged with two counts of bestiality and two counts of burglary.
All of the ponies were treated by an equine veterinarian and have resumed normal daily activities.
Neigh means neigh. #BelieveAllPonies unless Joe Biden rapes one.
Poster of the Week
Metro elementary drive-thru graduation interrupted with explicit sign from angry neighbor
A south Oklahoma City elementary graduation has upset a neighboring resident who claimed the celebration was too loud and the noise needed to stop.
The last day of class at Santa Fe South Spero Elementary School looked different this May. The school’s administration organized a drive-by summer send off party for nearly 500 students.
Parents and teachers decorated posters and cars, but not everyone was on board.
“It was just constant air horns and honking,” Albert said.
Albert, who has lived directly across the street from the school for about a year, took a marker and cardboard and made his own sign.
“It said shut the [expletive] up,” Albert said.
He stuck it straight in his front yard so everyone could see.
“I just want them to shut up, just shut up!” Albert said.
Superintendent of Santa Fe South Schools, Chris Brewster, was called immediately.
“We don’t want that used around the little ones,” Superintendent Chris Brewster said.
But Albert tells KFOR he’s not apologizing.
“It’s not the first they have seen or heard it,” Albert said. “Their parents use it.”
Now we know where Joe Biden plagiarized his campaign strategy from: “Look fat, you ain’t black, STFU, come on, man!”
Ejector of the Week
Police were called to a Madison Street business on May 14 at 4:19 p.m. when a business owner received a suspicious package in the mail. The package, which she had not ordered, contained a white tubular object with a spring inside. The owner was concerned that the object might be harmful.
The reporting officer inspected the package and object. “Due to my training, experience and familiarity with that type of package I was able to identify the package as a glitter bomb,” wrote the officer in the police report. “In order to confirm the package was in fact a glitter bomb, I opened the package in a safe direction.”
The officer reported that, “The package ejected several pieces of multi-colored glitter shaped as penises.”
Nobody was harmed in the incident.
penISIS strikes again.
WTFer of the Week
Georgia man caught having sex with dead woman outside shelter
Bibb County deputies have arrested a man after they say he was caught having sex with a dead woman outside a local homeless shelter.
Officials say they were called to the 100 block of Walnut Street just after 4 Sunday morning after a caller complained that two people were having intercourse on the front steps of the property.
When deputies arrived at the scene, they say they found a 55-year-old man in the middle of the act with a woman.
After asking the man to get dressed, deputies discovered the woman was unresponsive. An investigation showed that she “had been deceased for some time,” officials say.
Deputies have now charged the man, identified as Kenny Obyran Whitehead, with necrophilia. He’s currently being held without bond.
Officials have not yet released the name of the victim pending notification of her next of kin.
The cause of death is still under investigation, but officials do not believe it to be foul play.
That dude looks like he’s seen a ghost.
