In the classic Looney Tunes cartoons, Elmer Fudd would hunt that “wascally wabbit” Bugs Bunny with a shotgun and usually ended up getting blasted in the face. Dude, when you stick your gun in the rabbit hole, Bugs ties the barrel into a knot every single time. Why don’t you get that? In any case, Warner Bros. has rebooted the cartoon series but since everything is woke and stupid, Elmer Fudd will no longer have a gun. They’ve disarmed a cartoon character the same way they want to disarm us.
Warner Bros. has rebooted the classic Looney Tunes shorts and they are available on the new new streaming service HBO Max. Series executive producer and show runner Peter Browngardt told The New York Times he is trying to capture the original feel of the shorts with one exception:
The old “Looney Tunes” violence is here, too: the sticks of dynamite, the intricate booby traps, the anvils and bank safes dropped on unsuspecting heads.
“We’re not doing guns. But we can do cartoony violence — TNT, the Acme stuff. All that was kind of grandfathered in,” said Browngardt.
This really is cartoon gun control. He uses the language the gun grabbers by saying some violence is “grandfathered” in. Why wouldn’t guns also be grandfathered in? The answer to that is Hollywood liberals hate guns, especially in the hands of white guys.
This is stupid on so many levels, bu the thing that puzzles me the most is: what is the rebooted relationship between Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny? In the old cartoons, Elmer was a hunter and Buggs was his potential prey. That’s where the conflict and comedy came from. If Elmer no longer has the right to keep and bear arms, what would be the reason for him to be interacting with a smart-ass talking bunny?
Since Warner Bros. has decided to ruin this cartoon series, Bugs is probably transgender and Elmer misgendered or dead-named “ze” so Fudd gets a stick of TNT up his ass to dismantle the patriarchy. Daffy Duck is now a Black Lives Matter activist. The Road Runner is a feminist, while Wile E. Coyote is a handsy sexual harasser trying pinch that sweet bird ass. Pepé Le Pew was already a rapist, but he’s foreign, so they’ll PC him up and make him an “austere Muslim scholar.”
I actually do hope they put some pants on Porky Pig because nobody needs to see that.
Marvin the Martian is an illegal alien trying to make a better life for himself and his gangbanging kids. Speaking of which, how are they going to handle Speedy Gonzales? That’s a character the liberals cry over for being such a racist stereotype. Maybe they’ll turn him into “Normal Speed Nunez” a calm activist lawyer mouse who fights for the rights of the undocumented vermin.
Elmer Fudd is disarmed. Speedy Gonzales has been stripped of his weapons and then likely killed off. Yosemite Sam has been forced to lay down his arms. While the law-abiding Looney Tunes characters will comply with this gun control nonsense, the scumbags aren’t giving up their guns so it’ll be nothing but cartoon rape and murder because nobody has the right to defend themselves anymore.
Th-th-th-that’s all folks!
