Joe Biden has no idea what he’s talking about and his history of ineptitude shows he’s not all that good at most things. There is one thing he qualifies as an expert and that is in the field of creeping. This guy has been a pervert since the Eisenhower administration. While Joe’s presidential campaign is devoid of policy specifics, he does have some pretty good advice on how to bang your wife’s sister. No really, this is what Biden talks about when he’s not reading off a teleprompter.
Joe Biden: “You ought to marry into a family of 5 or more sisters… You know why that’s the reason? One of them always loves you.” pic.twitter.com/6ZIoG4t2Oj
— The Hill (@thehill) June 18, 2020
I have no idea what this Biden appearance was, but you can see Joe sitting at a table with 2 or more people. He’s wearing a mask, which he claims is a symbol of leadership, but he keeps pulling it up and down touching his face, nullifying any possible benefits.
Since they were sitting at a table, Biden thought he serve up some word salads because none of this stuff was complete sentences or cohesive thoughts:
“In time, when you think about it and times goes by, you’ll smile before you cry,” said Biden.
What the hell does that mean? Also, what the hell does this mean:
“That’s when you know you got me,” Biden said.
So we know we got Biden when we smile before we cry? Biden apparently thought that this gibberish was something he had in common with the two people sitting at the table because this is what he said next:
“The other thing we have in common, I tell everybody you ought to marry in a family with 5 or more sisters. My wife has 4 sisters, you have 5. You know why that’s the reason? One of them always loves ya. Not the same one,” said Biden.
So if you marry a woman with at least 4 sisters, you’ll always have one that will “love” you and it’s not necessarily the one you married? This is Biden advising men on how to have sex with their wife’s sister. Is this also an admission?
Is this a word?
“You always have one ow-ah,” added Biden.
Considering the sexual assault allegation against Biden, the groping, hair sniffing, and hairy leg rubbing, I don’t have any problem believing that Joe has nailed one or more of his wife Jill’s sisters. It does however get extra creepy when you factor in Biden’s slipping mind. Remember when he confused his wife and his sister:
Did he try to bang his own sister because he couldn’t remember who she is?
This is the fun kind of thing that happens when Biden goes off-script. He’s spent the last 3 months in basement reading statements prepared by his staff and even then he made a lot of epic blunders. Now that he’s crawled out of the bunker and doesn’t have a script or teleprompter to read from, he’s talking about boning his in-laws. This campaign is about to get hilarious.
