Disgraced activist journalist Reza Aslan accidentally gave Joe Biden the nickname ‘president Dipshit.’ Sometimes accidental things work out brilliantly. Joe is never going to be president, but he is a dipshit and as far as I’m concerned he can call himself “President Dipshit” given his overwhelming credentials. To prove it, Joe gave another Zoom interview with a friendly source, aided by a teleprompter, and still managed to muck everything up and make a complete ass out of himself. If that doesn’t put him in a dipshit leadership position, I don’t know what does.
First, here’s Reza Aslan, who has eaten human brains, giving Joe his new moniker.
Joe Biden isn’t president dipshit. But he will be soon. https://t.co/Mf1ZxoBItQ
— Reza Aslan (@rezaaslan) July 7, 2020
See, that statement required a comma, but then again maybe not.
Joe gave a union pep talk from his house and here are some of the lowlights. First, Joe struggles with the word “dead” at the 4:24 mark of the video.
“More than a hundred thirty thousand people dead-ah,” said Biden quickly correcting himself, ‘Dead.”
Biden then made this complaint:
“Why is it, look at me, why is it that we’re in a situation where the studies show that corporate America made several trillion dollars from 14 2004 I thinks it’s 2014?” Biden asked.
Not sure why he has a problem with American companies making money because that’s great for jobs and the economy, but presumably this crime was committed at least partially under his watch. I’m assuming he meant to say “between 2004 and 2014” which means most of that time was when Obama was president and he was VP.
Then at the 9:16 mark, Biden barfed up his own version of Ilhan Omar’s vision to dismantle the U.S. and usher in socialism:
“The liver the promise of America Americans have denied it for much too long. To rewrite our economy,” said Biden.
Presumably rewriting our economy means transforming from its current capitalist state to something else. I have no presumptions of what that has to do with liver or how this is a cohesive thought.
Right after this, Biden was talking about something he proposed but unfortunately couldn’t remember.
“I believe this every fiber of my being. We’re posed. What I proposed is,” Biden said with a long uncomfortable pause. “It can be done.”
But what did he propose?
“I think we’re in a position to really make it happen,” said Biden.
Make what happen?
Biden said a couple of other incoherent things and then tried to cover the fact that he couldn’t remember what the hell he was talking about by saying, “Look, I’ve talked to long.”
At the 12:00 mark: “Back in the 30’s when we had the first breakthrough in terms of what preva having union movement be able to move.”
Huh?
And finally:
“One big thing has changed. Two big things. One, you’re going to have a president who is a union guy who cares about and understand significance. Secondly, all the talk the last 20 years about driving down the rationale from unions, all of a sudden this place this phase everybody’s been woked. Well guess what? The rest of the working class people in America have been awakened,” said Biden.
There’s a phrase that “everybody’s been woked?” I’ve never heard that. What does it mean? Biden seems to think it means working class people have been awakened, so shouldn’t it be “everybody’s been awakened?” Also shouldn’t it be something anyone ever heard of before Joe said it for it to be a phase everybody is using?
Also, not to nitpick, but even in the off chance that Biden is elected president in November, that’s not something that has already changed, that’s something that would happen in the future.
The New York Times took the unprecedented step today to warn Biden against debating President Trump. Now we know why. Biden was reading off of a teleprompter the entire time and couldn’t manage a complete sentence or a cohesive thought. How’s he going to go toe-to-toe with Trump?
He did however earn the title “President Dipshit” and if can remember that in five minutes, should be very proud of the accomplishment.
