The late pedophile Michael Jackson tried desperately to pull this one off. But for all his millions of dollars, he could not. Yes, he had his skin lightened, yes he had his nose shaped to the point of deformation, but never, EVER, did he accomplish what this little known white man has done: A COMPLETE RACE CHANGE!
Long ago when I used to watch TV I remember this ad:
Clever. Well maybe not so much. But it was at least worth a grin when it first came out in 2011.
But lately, being incarcerated at home by this China Virus thing, I’ve been watching more TV. And low and behold, I saw this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEaTrmlZUgw
Did you see that? Jake is now black and the original white man merely gets a cameo in that commercial. But there is one I’ve seen where the original white boy Jake doesn’t appear at all. Let’s see what a spokesperson from State Farm has to say about this.
“. . . the assistant Vice-president of Marketing from State Farm, Patti Morris stated that the original Jake was great at delivering the signature like ‘Uh…Khakis’. However, the role of Jake has been expanded and has become very demanding. It has also been reported that the need for a professional actor was hence necessary.”
So why couldn’t said “professional actor” have been white?
SO, BULLSHIT! State Farm and Patti are bleeding-heart-America-hating-liberals. You sacrificed white Jake in order to show how “woke” you are to the “woke” America. And I’m way beyond sick of it.
And get this . . .
“According to reports, Jake will feature being his naturally helpful self in many culturally relevant situations.”
What does that even mean? “Culturally relevant situations.” So new Black Jake is gonna head down to whatever ‘hood and talk the homies there into buying car insurance? Most of them who have cars (that are not stolen) don’t even have driver’s licenses. And registration? That’s easy for them too. Just carefully peel the tags off a law-abiding citizen’s car, paste ’em on your own plates, and you’re off on your way! It happened to me. And you think they’re going to buy insurance?!?! Riiiiiiight.
Wait! Wait! I know! They’ll show some black being carjacked and he’ll jump in and say, “We offer insurance if your hooptie is stolen!”
Here’s one his “culturally relevant situations.”
https://youtu.be/y-Clx1wgnw4
I guess it means this: Mixed race couple, weak crying white man, who acknowledges the stereotype that white men aren’t fast, and black Jake from State Farm comes to the rescue. It’s all so fucking Progressive! Get the joke? 😉
So no, this is not about “we needed a professional actor,” because Jake’s roll will be come more complex. It’s about the new need for liberals to glorify blacks and show their own self-hatred to the world. “Look how woke we are!” Jesus. How hard was that role to play? Plus Jake looks like a valet. I’d have given him a ticket and $5 to get my car for me. Actually, I might think my lawn jockey had come to life as a giant and run like hell!!!
You wanna keep it real? Use this ad for your damn commercial. By the way, I’m thinking this was a house they were in the middle of burglarizing.
“Need a pro actor.” Is that way your rates are so high? A two-year old could play those parts.
Just keepin’ it real.
